Chelsea Handler: A Roast Of Kevin Hart

**Chelsea Handler** (0:05)
And now, back to Kevin. Kevin had a DUI in 2013, and then had a little dipsy doodle off Mulholland in 2019 And then had the nerve to call one of his movies Ride Along. Even Tiger Woods is like, no thanks, I'll walk.
But I do want to congratulate you, Kevin, on your tequila. Kevin's tequila is called Grand Coramino, which is Spanish for Eddie Murphy said, fuck no. It's the only tequila brand in the world where if you want to swallow a tiny shriveled up little worm, Kevin will personally drive to your house and face fuck you. I do want to say this, however, about Kevin, because Kevin is one of the few male comedians who's never been gross or inappropriate around me. He has never been disrespectful to me or any other woman in his presence, and the only time he ever said anything sexual was when he was shitfaced at one of the Chelsea Lately Rap Parties, and you were like, he was like, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea.
Chelsea, you the wrong black guy. You the wrong black guy. And I thought that was so cute that you thought there was only one.
Naeem is actually starting to look familiar.
But the worst thing about Kevin is if you do Kevin one favor, he will never stop asking you to do him more favors. And the reason people say yes is because it's the only way to get you to shut the fuck up. And somehow you seem to think that you're the greatest negotiator. The best is what you say. And I would like to let everyone here know that the most recent favor Kevin asked me to do for him was to film his TV show, Funny AF, which is a very gay name, by the way. I have, it was, and it'll be a great show. You're right, it is a good show. But I was in Mallorca at the time, like any other rich white woman would be. So after I said no to Kevin for the 11th time, Kevin chartered a private plane for me and my entire family to fly from Spain to Los Angeles. Except here's the truth, my family was never with me, Kevyn. I just said that to get you to leave me alone. So you chartered a 16 seat golf stream for me and my dog. So I would like to correct the record from best negotiator to huge fucking idiots. And on a nice note, since this is a roast and everyone's so disgusting, I would just like to say as a woman, I am proud to be friends with a male comedian who respects women, who spends time with his family, and who loves his wife, Aniko. That makes me proud to be your friend. So I'm going to give you that, you little fucking nugget. Catch Chelsea Handler in The Roast of Kevin Hart, only on Netflix.