Topics: True Crime, Comedy
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**Johnny Cann** (1:55)
Hi everyone, welcome to That's Spooky. I'm Johnny.
**Tyler Hyde** (1:57)
And I'm Tyler.
**Johnny Cann** (1:58)
And this is weekly podcast that's here to get down to the big mysteries in life. Like who gets all the extra bread at the end of the day at the Cheesecake Factory?
**Tyler Hyde** (2:07)
That is a good question.
**Johnny Cann** (2:08)
I wanna know.
**Tyler Hyde** (2:09)
Do you think they have to throw it away?
**Johnny Cann** (2:12)
I would probably think so. I hate that though.
**Tyler Hyde** (2:14)
I know, when I worked at Tim Hortons, that's what they made us do. The donuts are expired, you had to throw them away.
**Johnny Cann** (2:20)
When I worked at Dairy Queen, it was a similar thing. At the end of the night, they would make you throw out all of the burgers and stuff like that.
**SPEAKER_7** (2:27)
But you know what?
**Johnny Cann** (2:28)
Sometimes, sometimes we would just make a big old bag of burgers and take them home.
**Tyler Hyde** (2:33)
Yeah?
**SPEAKER_7** (2:34)
Yeah.
**Tyler Hyde** (2:34)
Just very carefully throw them away.
**Johnny Cann** (2:37)
Yeah, throw them away into a takeout bag and then just walk out so the cameras don't see you.
**SPEAKER_7** (2:42)
Yeah.
**Johnny Cann** (2:42)
Whatever. It was 2005
**Tyler Hyde** (2:44)
Whatever.
**Johnny Cann** (2:45)
I wasn't calling the shots and fuck them. Fuck food waste. That was an awful job. I almost said an office job, I wish.
But anyway, yeah, I would love to know where the bread goes at the end of the day at the Cheesecake Factory because if it could be my mouth, that would be a lovely option. Should I hang around at the end of the day at a Cheesecake Factory and see what happens?
**Tyler Hyde** (3:06)
Yeah, hide in the back dressed as a dumpster.
**Johnny Cann** (3:09)
Do I need to close out shop at the Cheesecake Factory like being at a bar until they turn the lights on?
**Tyler Hyde** (3:15)
Maybe.
**Johnny Cann** (3:16)
You know?
**Tyler Hyde** (3:17)
Turn the lights on.
**Johnny Cann** (3:19)
Have you ever like closed out a bar?
**Tyler Hyde** (3:22)
I guess not. Oh, wait. Yeah, because they turn the lights on.
**Johnny Cann** (3:25)
Yeah, the end of the night.
**Tyler Hyde** (3:27)
To get you out, then they turn the lights back off.
**Johnny Cann** (3:29)
Yeah.
**Tyler Hyde** (3:30)
Yeah. Yeah. It's like usually when a store closes, they turn the lights off, Johnny.
**SPEAKER_7** (3:36)
No, no, no, no, no, no.
**Johnny Cann** (3:37)
It's like, you know, after the last dance at the Cheesecake Factory, they turn the lights on real bright to get you out of there.
**Tyler Hyde** (3:43)
I'm sure.
**Johnny Cann** (3:44)
That's what I think, at least, because the lighting is so low. You know?
**Tyler Hyde** (3:48)
Oh, yeah. That's true.
**Johnny Cann** (3:50)
There's so much ambiance.
**Tyler Hyde** (3:51)
And they play that song Closing Time.
**Johnny Cann** (3:53)
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