Chandelier Crabs

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Johnny Cann (2:00)

Hi, everyone. I'm Welcome to That's Spooky, I'm Johnny.

Tyler Hyde (2:02)

And I'm Tyler.

Johnny Cann (2:03)

And this is a weekly podcast, favorite by The Witch from Hounsel and Gretel.

Tyler Hyde (2:06)

She loves it. What about other witches, though?

Johnny Cann (2:09)

I don't know, I think we're kind of on the fence.

Tyler Hyde (2:11)

What about the witch from Sleeping Beauty? Oh, she loves us.

SPEAKER_3 (2:14)

Maleficent? She's down.

Johnny Cann (2:16)

Absolutely, I feel like she would definitely be listening to the Spooky UK podcast. But then there's like, the witch from The Vitch.

Tyler Hyde (2:24)

No, she wouldn't be.

Johnny Cann (2:25)

No, she's too cottagecore.

Tyler Hyde (2:27)

She'd be like making dirty sodas with the Mormon wives.

Johnny Cann (2:30)

Oh my god. Do you really think so?

Tyler Hyde (2:32)

Yeah.

Johnny Cann (2:33)

With the bird pecking out her boob and all that?

Tyler Hyde (2:37)

Oh, she wasn't the witch though.

Johnny Cann (2:39)

Oh, but she was kind of-

Tyler Hyde (2:40)

She was the witch mother.

Johnny Cann (2:42)

You're right.

Tyler Hyde (2:43)

The mother of the witch. So I think the witch would infiltrate the Mormon wives.

Johnny Cann (2:48)

Yeah, I could see that.

Tyler Hyde (2:49)

To lure them.

Johnny Cann (2:50)

Yeah, actually, yeah, the more that you say that, I kind of feel like the witch, like in a current day situation, like the witch would really love ingratiating herself with a group like that.

SPEAKER_3 (3:01)

Yeah.

Johnny Cann (3:01)

It's very akin to like the Puritans of Days Gone By.

SPEAKER_3 (3:04)

Exactly.

Tyler Hyde (3:05)

Like she'd get on that TikTok algorithm.

SPEAKER_3 (3:08)

Baby.

Tyler Hyde (3:08)

You know?

Johnny Cann (3:09)

Yep.

Tyler Hyde (3:09)

She would get sponsorships from the Mormon church. And then she would slowly form a coven.

SPEAKER_3 (3:17)

Yeah, totally.

Tyler Hyde (3:17)

From the inside out.

Johnny Cann (3:19)

I could see that. I would join. Yeah, bitch. Put her on Water Talk. I'm there. Yeah. Give her the right mix of like home spun wisdom. Yeah. And like fun video content, like cozy content. Oh man, I'm hooked.

Tyler Hyde (3:32)

Like, please explain the degrees of ice to me.

Johnny Cann (3:34)

Yeah.

Tyler Hyde (3:35)

Crushed. Pebble.

Huh?

Johnny Cann (3:38)

I thought you meant, you know, the militaristic ice.

SPEAKER_3 (3:41)

No. No.

Tyler Hyde (3:42)

I meant like the ice that we all enjoy.

SPEAKER_3 (3:45)

Yeah.

Tyler Hyde (3:46)

Unless you have sensitive teeth. Crushed. Uh huh.

SPEAKER_3 (3:49)

Yeah. Yeah.

Johnny Cann (3:52)

Not breaking up families and terrorizing communities.

Tyler Hyde (3:56)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_3 (3:56)

Not that.

Tyler Hyde (3:57)

Murdering parents in front of their children, all that stuff.

Johnny Cann (3:59)

All right. Well, welcome to the show, everybody.

SPEAKER_3 (4:02)

Hello.

Johnny Cann (4:03)

Hope you're doing well. What a week.

Tyler Hyde (4:06)

What a week.

Johnny Cann (4:07)

What a fun week it's going to be. It's Tyler's birthday week.

Tyler Hyde (4:10)

Oh, it's true.

Johnny Cann (4:11)

Yeah. I was trying to pivot from, you know, the reality of the conversation into another reality because it is your birthday. It is. It's unavoidable.