Celebrity Farts, Madonna’s Dinner Debt & JTT Goes Rogue

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

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Scott (0:30)

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Rizz (1:09)

Hey Scott, get on the roof of the tin foil.

Scott (1:11)

All right.

Rizz (1:12)

Get up there.

Lern (1:13)

You're blowing it.

Rizz (1:14)

Oh yeah, did we try blowing on it?

Scott (1:19)

No, didn't work.

Rizz (1:21)

Damn it. The socials at R-I-Z-Z Show, your emails, rizzshow1057thepoint.com. Listen, the greatest minds in the business are working on it right now. They get all their tools out.

All the code, there's coding going on.

Lern (1:37)

Yes, there's so much coding.

Rizz (1:38)

Or is the guy who's in charge stuck in traffic and can't get here?

Lern (1:41)

That's probably right. Or is that it? We should identify his vehicle. They'll just let him through.

Rizz (1:45)

Oh yes. Is he on the Illinois side still?

Moon (1:47)

Yes. Highway's closed.

Rizz (1:52)

For what reason?

Moon (1:53)

That accident, a very bad accident, a very bad accident.

Rizz (1:56)

Oh now I feel bad.

Moon (1:57)

Okay. Chopper and all.

Rizz (1:59)

Oh, they landed a chopper on the highway?

Lern (2:01)

Get him in the chopper.

Moon (2:03)

Yeah, it's not good.

Rizz (2:05)

Do they know that our webcams are down?

Moon (2:09)

I mean, honestly, what a...

Lern (2:10)

EMS.

Rizz (2:12)

Let him through. His name is Josh. Let him through.

Let him through.

Lern (2:18)

How are people supposed to watch us?

Rizz (2:20)

I know.

Lern (2:20)

I mean, it's crazy.

Rizz (2:23)

It's just, I mean, of course.

Lern (2:26)

Can I be...

Rizz (2:27)

Of course, the day our cams are down, there's a bad accident where they have to land a helicopter on the highway, and that's where the guy lives.

Lern (2:36)

I'm going to serve some behind-the-curtain realness. I kind of like when our cameras go down because it's like old-school radio. Oh, we don't have to be on YouTube.

Rizz (2:44)

I know.

Moon (2:45)

We're having such a good morning.

Rizz (2:46)

The people demand it.

Moon (2:50)

Hey, speaking of guests, and I'm sure our cameras will be back up by tomorrow. We got a guest tomorrow.

Rizz (2:54)

Oh, Tommy Davidson tomorrow, yes.

Lern (2:56)

Oh, my God. The memory of him last year coming by popped up in my like Facebook memories recently, and it was so much fun reliving Ace Ventura.

Moon (3:05)

That's right.

Rizz (3:06)

I forgot we did that.

Moon (3:07)

Yes.

Rizz (3:08)

Where Ace, where he came out of the backpack.

Lern (3:10)

Yes.

Rizz (3:11)

In Ace Ventura 2

Moon (3:12)

He came out of Lern's backpack. Lern was carrying him around for a while.

Lern (3:16)

We'll see if he wants to actually like reenact it tomorrow.

Rizz (3:18)

Somebody bring a backpack in. I saw him open up for Cat Williams after.

Lern (3:22)

That's right.

Moon (3:23)

Oh, right after that. After that. That's right. He was at the, where was it? Enterprise. Enterprise.

Rizz (3:27)

And I want to know what it's like to be on tour with Cat Williams. It's gotta be interesting. I'm wondering if they all hang. I don't know. We'll ask him tomorrow.

Moon (3:35)

You know, I will say, he was really well dressed last time.

Lern (3:39)

Yes, he was gorgeous.

Moon (3:40)

One of the best dressed guests we ever have had. Yeah.

Lern (3:44)

Yeah, he looked like sharp.

Moon (3:45)

Yeah, most people come in and look like morning radio. He did not.

Rizz (3:48)

The black comics that come on this show, impeccably dressed. Every single one that has been on the show.

Lern (3:53)

Bill Bellamy smelled more delicious than anyone. And this is like Benji Molina even. Like, I'm sorry, Benji.

Bill Bellamy, how did you beat?

Rizz (4:04)

From Bill Bellamy to Tommy Davidson to who else?

Moon (4:08)

Uncle George Wallace. George Wallace.

Lern (4:11)

He always looks dapper.

Moon (4:12)

Always looks dapper. Always.

Lern (4:13)

Like, the assignment has been made.

Rizz (4:17)

And you know what, when I went to that Cat Williams show, now obviously it was a predominantly black crowd.