Casey Rocket

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Hey Meta, what's the capital of Peru? Lima.

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How do you say, where's the restroom in Spanish?

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Dónde está el baño?

**Theo Von** (0:14)
Hey Meta, is a hot dog a sandwich?

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Technically no.

**Casey Rocket** (0:18)
Spiritually, yes. Hey Meta, what should I do with my life? That's one of life's biggest questions.
What do you think?

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**Theo Von** (0:30)
Today's guest is a stand up comedian. His origins are mysterious. Yes. But you'll know him from his wildly popular Kill Tony appearances. He's on the road. Now you can see him live. There's no one like him.
There's no one like him. I had a great time with today's guest, the Sultan of Riff, Mr. Casey Rocket.
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm having like male hot flashes or whatever.

**Casey Rocket** (1:17)
Sure. Men of a certain age, every age.

**Theo Von** (1:21)
Every age maybe.

**Casey Rocket** (1:23)
Men of a certain age being the spectrum of all ages.

**Theo Von** (1:26)
Dude, I think these days things have gotten crazy. You'll see a little kid having a hot flash or whatever. He'll be like, you know, you'll see a little kid just like, just looking from like a...

**Casey Rocket** (1:35)
A faucet.

**Theo Von** (1:37)
People are trying to do anything they can.

**Casey Rocket** (1:40)
To cool these kids off.

**Theo Von** (1:41)
Yeah. To help themselves.

**Casey Rocket** (1:44)
Sure. Yeah, a spigot.

**Theo Von** (1:46)
You'll see people doing like, the level we've gotten to in a society of trying to help ourselves is crazy. It's like people are playing like a lot of like certain hurts of sounds that are supposed to like, you know, help you pass old trauma or help you, you know, win the lottery. Like there's a lot like there's a lot of megahertz that's variable for different options, you know? Yeah.

**Casey Rocket** (2:09)
Yeah, there's all kinds of sounds that can help you win the lottery.
I'm the first to admit that. Yeah. So certain like tone, certain like tonal shifts. So if you go like low, like you'll win, what is it, like 10 to 20 grand?

**Theo Von** (2:24)
Yes.

**Casey Rocket** (2:25)
So, but the higher ones, they get dangerous for your like, what do they call it? Like terminal mental velocity, yeah.

**Theo Von** (2:31)
Yeah. Well, when people win too much money, it induces a lot, I think it's called high dollar trauma or something, HDT. And you will see people with that, like rich people or whatever, and they're suddenly eating like rare cheeses, cheeses made from, you know, obviously the, you know, cultivated or pasteurized in the tears of the poor and young.

**Casey Rocket** (2:53)
Yes. Well, what did they say? It's like old money at the poverty line. So it's like LA by way of New York. So the lower the cheese is on like a vibrational frequency, the higher the dollar amount you don't have to pay. It's like a tax write-off, yeah.

**Theo Von** (3:09)
Oh, definitely. If you get, cause there's somebody running around with a 425 megahertz queso dip right now. I know there's a truck that just stalled out on the way to the Hamptons. It was full of it.

**Casey Rocket** (3:19)
And the engine just could not function like that.

**Theo Von** (3:22)
Yeah. I think when you're pushing that much high dollar dairy and you're pulling it behind you and you have a fucking, probably a seventh or eighth grade reading level driver.

**Casey Rocket** (3:32)
Sure. The polarity there is just not healthy. And it's like, where does the buck stop?
The buck stops when the truck stops, as they say. Yeah, dude.

**Theo Von** (3:43)
God, if queso made us fricking smarter, God, can you even imagine?

**Casey Rocket** (3:47)
Can you imagine the mental bandwidth I would have right now? Because I had to get all queso breakfast. Did you? Yeah. So frozen solid liquid, yeah.

**Theo Von** (3:56)
Oh, wow.

**Casey Rocket** (3:57)
So you get like, what is it? Like a fudge pop of like frozen queso fresco.
And then you go like, okay, you go chili con carne, pure liquids, you leave that on the dashboard. And then you go with the gas, which is just like a handful of like rids.

**Theo Von** (4:14)
And those are so good. And what I've also heard is that they have those new queso whippets or whatever. Like a whippet, like pimento cheese whippets. And you.

**Casey Rocket** (4:24)
Galaxy gas, yeah.

**Theo Von** (4:25)