Carton Slams Blue Jays "Frauds" and Previews Giants’ Stormy Matchup

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Ah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whoo!

Craig Carton (0:05)

Nothing like early U2 stuff, Josh Retreat type of stuff. Loving it, loving it, loving it, loving it, loving it.

Chris McMonigle (0:13)

I got a test message from a buddy. Metallica?

He knows that was Hoobastank, right? Hoobastank?

Craig Carton (0:21)

How about Hoobastank? I think that guy just died, Hooba.

Chris McMonigle (0:26)

Did he?

Craig Carton (0:26)

I think so, yeah, sadly. I think Hooba just passed. If not, I apologize.

Chris McMonigle (0:32)

I saw the singer of, I shouldn't even brought it up because now I can't think of the song.

Craig Carton (0:37)

Yeah.

Chris McMonigle (0:37)

You want to give me the group? No, it was just like a song. It was like a solo artist. Solo artist.

SPEAKER_4 (0:42)

Give me hints.

Chris McMonigle (0:42)

Something about-

SPEAKER_4 (0:43)

Mary?

Craig Carton (0:44)

No.

SPEAKER_4 (0:45)

I remember when I was 56 years old.

Craig Carton (0:47)

Why do I play the other guy's name?

Chris McMonigle (0:48)

I just saw-

Craig Carton (0:49)

Well, don't cheat. Let me see if I can guess it.

Chris McMonigle (0:50)

You know the song. You definitely know the song. It's like a one hit wonder.

Craig Carton (0:53)

One hit wonder for a solo act or for a group? Which one? Solo act.

SPEAKER_4 (0:57)

Man or woman? Man.

Chris McMonigle (0:59)

Something about over- 80s, 90s? Give me an error. Over his head or something not over his head. You talking about the fray? No, no, no. Over my head? No.

Craig Carton (1:05)

All right. Not the fray. Raindrops falling on my head? No.

Chris McMonigle (1:09)

No.

SPEAKER_5 (1:10)

That was a long time ago.

Craig Carton (1:10)

All right. Can you give me an error?

Chris McMonigle (1:14)

90s.

SPEAKER_5 (1:14)

Something about breath in the song, right?

Craig Carton (1:16)

Every breath you take.

Chris McMonigle (1:19)

Police. No.

SPEAKER_4 (1:20)

All right.

Craig Carton (1:20)

Not them. So a guy in a one hit wonder was-

Chris McMonigle (1:23)

Barely breathing.

SPEAKER_4 (1:24)

Because I am barely breathing and I can't find the air.

Chris McMonigle (1:29)

There you go.

Craig Carton (1:30)

He died?

Chris McMonigle (1:31)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_1 (1:31)

How did that guy die? What's that guy's name?

Craig Carton (1:35)

Is that Rick Springfield?

Chris McMonigle (1:36)

No.

Craig Carton (1:36)

Butch something, right?

Chris McMonigle (1:37)

And his cat, Butch Sundance?

Craig Carton (1:40)

Dunkin Sheik.

Chris McMonigle (1:41)

Dunkin Sheik.

Craig Carton (1:41)

Dunkin Sheik died?

Chris McMonigle (1:42)

Dunkin Sheik died.

Craig Carton (1:43)

That's Huba's cousin. Yeah, the Sheiks and the Stanks.

They used to have barbecues all the time. Hey, Huba, you bringing the Stanks? I brought you to the barbecue. You got it, Sheik.

SPEAKER_1 (1:56)

Yeah. Come on, man.

Craig Carton (1:59)

Can you imagine if they actually got together, like their families? That'd be some wedding, huh?

Chris McMonigle (2:03)

The Sheiks and the Stanks?

Craig Carton (2:04)

Yeah, the Sheiks and the Stanks. And you walk up to the wall door, if you're like, I'm here for the, oh, there's a sign right there. Are you with the Stanks or the Sheiks? What's your connection to this wedding? Well, I'm a big Stank fan. Smell my fingers. Yeah.

We're the Stanks, all right, that's us, hey!

That'd be, that'd be awesome.

Chris McMonigle (2:31)

Yeah, that would be one hell of a party.

Craig Carton (2:33)

So, how do you know the groom? When we were on the bride side, you know, the Stank side?

SPEAKER_1 (2:36)

Yeah.

Chris McMonigle (2:38)

Oh, we've known the Stanks forever.

Craig Carton (2:39)

Stanks.

Chris McMonigle (2:40)

Grew up with the Stanks.

Craig Carton (2:41)

Grew up with the Stanks, at the elementary school together.

SPEAKER_1 (2:44)

Yeah.

Craig Carton (2:46)

So, hoop is alive, Dunkin's dead.

There you go. I apologize for that. I feel bad. And again, as a guy who's getting a patterns back from Giants fans today, you're being a respectful Jet fan, I feel like the Stanks and the Sheiks, you're going to say thank you for your commentary on the passing of Dunkin.

Chris McMonigle (3:09)

Dunkin, yes. Dunkin Sheik.

Craig Carton (3:11)

Yeah. Like if your first name is Dunkin, shouldn't Dunkin Donuts just give you like the black card? Like if you can prove that you're actually named after a donut.

Speaking of which, my black card has not been working for months now.

Chris McMonigle (3:23)

What do you mean it hasn't been working? Hasn't been working. You've been going there, it doesn't work?

Craig Carton (3:27)

I check it out now, does it work? Hot chocolate, Munchkins?