Carton & C-Mac Talk Jets History, Neil Diamond & Male Cheerleaders

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

It's a Whiteout on Sunday! The Jets are going 2-0!

Chris McMonigle (0:07)

To another world, again.

Not yet. 2-0!

SPEAKER_1 (0:24)

2-0!

J-E-T-S! Jets, Jets, Jets! Longing to escape When I am That's my quarterback!

Craig Carton (0:42)

Let's all do it together. Build it together! Here we go!

Chris McMonigle (0:47)

Let's go there!

SPEAKER_1 (0:49)

Here we go!

Can you take me higher? To a place where blind men see That's the Undefeated Jets! Yeah!

Craig Carton (1:12)

By the way, here's a quick quiz for ya.

Chris McMonigle (1:15)

Oh, I like quizzes.

Craig Carton (1:16)

All right. I'm gonna cheat and get the answer before I ask you the question, okay?

Chris McMonigle (1:21)

That's your favorite way to play games.

games. You have all the answers and we're on the hook.

SPEAKER_4 (1:35)

I'm asking the questions. I need to know the answer. I'm asking the question.

Chris McMonigle (1:38)

Alex Trebek doesn't know them always.

Craig Carton (1:39)

Of course he does.

Chris McMonigle (1:40)

It's in front of him. No, he gets told once the thing is...

SPEAKER_1 (1:43)

It's on a card.

Craig Carton (1:44)

In front of him, he's dead. Anyway, yeah, he's not answered any question.

Chris McMonigle (1:49)

You think Pat Sajak knew what was behind those letters?

Craig Carton (1:52)

I do not, as a matter of fact.

Chris McMonigle (1:53)

Vanna White kept that under wraps.

Craig Carton (1:54)

Yeah, Vanna White. Here we go. When's the last time the New York Jets started a season off 2-0?

And who is the coach when they did it?

SPEAKER_1 (2:05)

Can you take me higher?

Craig Carton (2:10)

Do do do, do do do, doom.

SPEAKER_1 (2:12)

To a place where blind men see.

Craig Carton (2:17)

Do do do, doom.

SPEAKER_1 (2:19)

Go ahead.

Chris McMonigle (2:20)

Was it? Did they do it the year with the?

Craig Carton (2:24)

The last time the New York Jets were 2-0.

Chris McMonigle (2:27)

2015?

Craig Carton (2:29)

2015 is your guess? Yeah. Final answer? Yeah.

The last time the New York Jets started off 2-0, they beat the Cleveland Browns 31-10 in week one.

Chris McMonigle (2:42)

Okay.

Craig Carton (2:43)

They then beat the Indianapolis Colts 20-7 in week two. They ended the season 10-6.

The head coach was Todd Bowles.

Chris McMonigle (2:56)

Yeah, it was his first year with Fitzpatrick.

SPEAKER_4 (2:57)

Am I right? 2015 to 2016?

SPEAKER_1 (2:58)

The year was 2015!

Chris McMonigle (3:02)

Look at that.

Craig Carton (3:03)

Nice job.

Chris McMonigle (3:04)

Do I know my Jets football or what?

Craig Carton (3:06)

11 years since the New York Jets started off the season in a 2-0. It's about time.

Chris McMonigle (3:13)

It's about time.

Craig Carton (3:13)

It's our time.

Chris McMonigle (3:14)

We need it.

Craig Carton (3:15)

What would the Knicks do? Booyakasha.

Chris McMonigle (3:20)

They started off 2-0 this year. Who, the Knicks? Yeah, I think they did.

They started like, didn't they win the first two seasons?

Craig Carton (3:27)

Who knows?

SPEAKER_4 (3:27)

They won a championship. What would the Knicks do?

Craig Carton (3:29)

Yeah, they'd win. And by the way, if I'm the Jets, I invite Jaylen Brunstow for the coin toss.

Chris McMonigle (3:34)

They would have Cat run the offense and change who they are. Let's do that.

Craig Carton (3:37)

At the last minute. Hey, Breece Wall, you're quarterback.

That's what Mike Brown said we should do.

SPEAKER_4 (3:43)

Yeah, that's the key.

Craig Carton (3:45)

Here's John in Long Island on the fan. Johnny, how are you, buddy?

SPEAKER_5 (3:50)

Hey, what's up, Carton and Schumach? Doing what we do.

I wanted to talk to you about something, but since I was waiting and listening, I kind of wanted to touch on that other subject because you want examples. I have a million of them.

SPEAKER_4 (4:04)

Well, let me ask you a question.

Craig Carton (4:05)

What other subject are we talking about, sir?

SPEAKER_5 (4:08)

About, like, you see, it depends on how you want it, what you want to call bullying.

SPEAKER_4 (4:12)

I don't think you say bad words to this guy.

Craig Carton (4:14)

I have zero interest in taking phone calls from people that are going to be uber sensitive to two men speaking to each other. So if you call them to talk about Jets Green Bay, let's do that. I'll leave it to Mike and Eastchester to call in next week. I have no interest in this. You know why, with all due respect?

Because when I look down, I see a penis and balls between my legs and I act like I have that between my legs.