Carton and Big Mac Declare the Giants Season Over

Craig Carton (0:00)

Yeah, yeah, 255, little Goo Goo Dolls, lowered a little bit on a Wednesday. Who's the new producer, by the way? I've not been introduced to him yet, Big Mac.

Chris McMonigle (0:16)

I believe that is Peter.

Craig Carton (0:18)

Peter, nice to meet you, Peter. Welcome on to the team. Nice to have you here.

Chris McMonigle (0:21)

Thanks for having me, I appreciate it.

Craig Carton (0:22)

You're very welcome. We've had a different producer every day this week, as a matter of fact. That's right. We had Paul, then we had Ryan. No.

Chris McMonigle (0:33)

Ray.

Craig Carton (0:33)

Ray. Damn it. I'm having trouble with that name.

Chris McMonigle (0:37)

Who do we have on Friday?

Craig Carton (0:38)

Last Friday? Yeah.

Chris McMonigle (0:41)

Was that?

Craig Carton (0:41)

I think Pete Hoffman was here on Friday.

Chris McMonigle (0:43)

I don't think he was.

Craig Carton (0:44)

Yeah. Friday, he was here.

Chris McMonigle (0:46)

No, was he?

Craig Carton (0:46)

Pretty sure.

Chris McMonigle (0:48)

I was here. You're back.

SPEAKER_3 (0:50)

I didn't recognize you.

Craig Carton (0:51)

I forgot that John's shop is more important than this one, but it's all good because now that their season's over, we get more of you here. So that worked out great for everybody. So I'm kind of happy about that. I thought it was great that you got to jaywalk in LA. Nineteen seconds of my life, I'll never get back. Well, this is interesting. I can walk across the street here. Like you're a New Yorker, dude. You wait for the lights to change to cross streets?

Chris McMonigle (1:14)

No, but-

Craig Carton (1:15)

You've been jaywalking your whole life. You're habitual jaywalker.

Chris McMonigle (1:19)

I am.

Craig Carton (1:19)

Why are you so surprised that you can walk across the street in LA when you've walked across streets your entire life?

SPEAKER_4 (1:26)

It's legal there.

Chris McMonigle (1:27)

That's what shocks me.

SPEAKER_4 (1:28)

It's not illegal here. You can't jaywalk. You can't cross like diagonally.

Craig Carton (1:32)

Yeah, you can. No one's ever gotten a ticket for that.

Chris McMonigle (1:36)

Well, it's true. But this is like they have street signs that say, okay, you can now cross-

Craig Carton (1:40)

Hammerhead, you can jaywalk in New York City. Ain't nobody going to give you a ticket.

SPEAKER_4 (1:45)

No, you're right.

Chris McMonigle (1:45)

But technically, it's illegal.

Craig Carton (1:47)

I can't believe I can walk across the street in LA. Yeah. Last time I was here, you couldn't do that.

SPEAKER_4 (1:53)

Great. 20 years ago.

Craig Carton (1:54)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_4 (1:54)

Yeah. I hope you had a good time. They had robots, by the way, too.

Craig Carton (1:57)

Yeah, they had robot deliveries. They got the Waymo's, which are dope. I don't like the robot delivery thing so much, because I know people got to f with it. Plus, what if you got like a soda shaking all over the place?

Chris McMonigle (2:08)

It almost ran me over.

SPEAKER_4 (2:10)

I wasn't feeling it.

Chris McMonigle (2:10)

What is a robot?

Craig Carton (2:11)

It's an autonomous delivery cube.

Chris McMonigle (2:15)

Okay. Does it have wheels?

SPEAKER_4 (2:18)

Yeah.

Craig Carton (2:18)

It's almost like tank wheels.

Chris McMonigle (2:20)

Okay.

Craig Carton (2:21)

So it really stays on sidewalks, and then crosses the street on a red light kind of thing. But it's weird.

SPEAKER_3 (2:27)

How fast does it go?

Craig Carton (2:28)

Not a couple of miles an hour.

Chris McMonigle (2:30)

I was going to say, so how long do you think it takes to get a delivery?

Craig Carton (2:34)

Well, compared to some deliveries I've had here, about the same.

Then you enter code on the box, it opens, you take your food out, close it, and you're good to go. It's a wave of the future. I'm not down with it, but I do like the Waymos. I like that.

Chris McMonigle (2:50)

I don't know what that is either.

Craig Carton (2:51)

Self-driving autonomous vehicles.

Chris McMonigle (2:53)

Yeah.

Craig Carton (2:55)

No driver in there. I told you, I want to get a fleet. Yeah. For me on Musk, I want a fleet. I want like 50 of them bad boys and retire. Done.

Chris McMonigle (3:02)

It's a good idea.

Craig Carton (3:03)

I appreciate that. 30 grand per car.

And I think they're Jaguars, as a matter of fact. 30 G's per car. You get 10 of them to get a loan, and now you produce the income 24-7. 24-7 passive income. In any event, the New York Giants season's over if you're just tuning in. Jaxson Dart, not through the Giants, but through the insiders that the Giants give the information to. The New York Giants now have Jameis Winston as their starting quarterback.