Candace Owens

Theo Von (0:00)

She's an investigator, a media personality, and a seeker of truth. Her namesake show on YouTube is immensely popular. She's here, she's pregnant with her fifth child. She's my friend. Grateful for our time with today's guest, Ms. Candace Owens.

Yeah, I think so. I mean, I don't want to hit me.

Candace Owens (0:40)

But you can't say no, you can't say the other thing.

Theo Von (0:42)

Well, I can't.

Candace Owens (0:43)

Yeah, you couldn't be like, no, you don't look good. And people will be like, wow, Theo, that was aggressive.

Theo Von (0:47)

Well, you can't also be like, yeah, you look good. It gets like When... someone is pregnant, it's a weird time to associate with them sometimes, because it feels like, well yeah, how do they look, you know?

What's going on? And what do you say that's supportive? But what do you also like? Because you also have to shut down any sort of like, you know, you can't be flirtatious. Not that I'd be flirtatious, because I don't mean like that, but like any energy that's like...

Candace Owens (1:13)

Would you normally have that energy towards someone that was pregnant?

Theo Von (1:17)

No, I don't think so.

I think, I don't know what I'm talking about. Let's have her check your makeup. Does she look okay for you?

Candace Owens (1:23)

Just so you know, the first thing you said to me when you walked in the door for dinner, I don't know how, a couple months ago, but you were like, I forgot you were pregnant, you weirdo.

Theo Von (1:31)

Did I really?

Candace Owens (1:32)

Yeah, that's your pregnancy greeting.

Theo Von (1:34)

Oh, there we go.

Candace Owens (1:35)

It works.

Theo Von (1:36)

It actually does kind of work.

Candace Owens (1:37)

Yeah, that's a good one.

Theo Von (1:38)

Well, I remember, actually, this is true. I walked into your kitchen, this was maybe a couple weeks ago, and there was some lady from behind who was making something on the counter or something, and I was like, oh, dang, they got a little thickie in here. They got a little lady from Atlanta working over here. And then I forgot you were pregnant, and he turned around.

Candace Owens (1:59)

And it was me?

Theo Von (2:00)

And it was you.

Candace Owens (2:01)

I didn't even hear you say that. I'm a little...

Theo Von (2:04)

No, I didn't say it out loud. You said it in your head. Yeah, I said, oh, dang, they got a little...

Candace Owens (2:07)

And now you said it out loud. Dang.

Theo Von (2:09)

But I meant like they got a little shorty working in here. Or they had a woman that was just a little more Rubenesque.

Candace Owens (2:14)

Yeah, that's a good word.

Theo Von (2:16)

You know?

Candace Owens (2:16)

Rubenesque.

Theo Von (2:17)

That's what I meant. They had a woman that's a little more Rubenesque. And I was like, oh, dang, they got a little mommy working in here.

Candace Owens (2:23)

A little mommy. And there we are.

Theo Von (2:26)

And I was right.

Candace Owens (2:27)

I know. I'm here because I feel like this is going to be good luck. And then I'll have the baby, because last time I did your podcast, I feel like the baby came right after. I did you and I did Tim Dillon and then the baby came. So now I think it's like a ritual. I'm going to do you and then I'm going to do Tim Dillon and then the baby will come.

Yeah.

Theo Von (2:45)

Yeah. Well, look, yeah, I hope we're good luck somehow. I think if the baby hears us talking, it's like, I got to get out there and help this lady, you know? Things are, things have gone downhill.

Candace Owens (2:54)

Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm about to have the fifth.

Theo Von (2:56)

I know, dude.

Candace Owens (2:57)

It's crazy. I've been in a permanent state of pregnancy. I don't think people respect that enough. Like, I'm basically a queen aunt.

Theo Von (3:04)

You do not act like someone who's pregnant. I'll say that. That's what I think that's part of it. To me, anyway. You may act like that around other folks, but I think I never get this kind of, like, you know, like you're crawling across the floor, like, barely getting to...

Candace Owens (3:19)

I know, but that's the problem. I'm going to start doing that because I feel like people will have to be nicer to me if I start pretending I'm in a state, you know?