Cancel Kelce – October 20, 2026
The Drew Lane Show
October 20, 2026
Buzzfeed takes on Travis Kelce over lame 15-year-old tweets, Prince Harry's know-it-all GQ interview, Demonic North West, Antonio Brown to do stand-up, Carrot Top returns to the stage, Jay-Z picks himself for Super Bowl Halftime, and Spike & Hank interview Taryn Asher.
Speakers Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Brandon McAfee
TopicsComedySociety & Culture
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SPEAKER_2 (0:04)
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Drew Lane (0:10)
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They don't want to come at the same time.
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They had to come right after each other.
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They didn't have any room.
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We got our World Series all set up for, we gotta wait till Friday, right? We do, yeah. Why do they make us wait?
Marc Fellhauer (1:10)
Um, it's a great question, because they had to schedule it in.
Drew Lane (1:13)
I mean, the Brewers have not been playing for, what, three, four days already?
Marc Fellhauer (1:18)
That means Tampa's gonna win, right? It always seems like the team on the rest loses.
Drew Lane (1:22)
It does seem to be a problem.
Brandon McAfee (1:24)
We gotta wait for November Baseball to get to them.
Drew Lane (1:26)
So I was watching last night, and the Indians had...
Marc Fellhauer (1:31)
Who?
Drew Lane (1:32)
The Indians, the Guardians.
Marc Fellhauer (1:33)
How dare you?
Drew Lane (1:34)
Had the bases loaded, and they had a couple runs in on a bases loaded walk and a bases loaded hit batter. They still have the bases loaded. I think it was five to three.
And the batter is a 147 hitter who struck out on three pitches. I'm like, they don't have anybody? Nobody else can come up there?
Marc Fellhauer (1:53)
I think a pitcher could hit better than that.
Drew Lane (1:55)
The most important batter of the year, but anyway, who's favored, Milwaukee or Tampa?
SPEAKER_10 (1:59)
Oh, I have to pick Milwaukee.
Drew Lane (2:02)
Well, that rotation is really good.
Brandon McAfee (2:04)
And you know, the thing about the Rays is they're so good. They're always in a challenging division with the Yankees and the Red Sox and the Blue Jays and the Oros. And what's crazy about it is they never have a superstar. And if they get one, they trade them away. And they can't afford them. It's kind of insane. They're just a group of really good players. And sure, you can call Junior Caminero a superstar, but he's a young kid. He's 23 And I don't know.
Marc Fellhauer (2:25)
How cool is it, these two small markets, though? Tampa and Milwaukee?
Drew Lane (2:28)
Yeah, I'm sure the networks aren't too thinking it's too cool, but I don't care. I like seeing teams I haven't seen in the series. I think it's great.
Marc Fellhauer (2:36)
You're going to have a first-time winner?
SPEAKER_11 (2:37)
Yeah. Yeah, that'll be fun.
Drew Lane (2:39)
So Carrot Top was back on stage.
Marc Fellhauer (2:41)
Cool! Did he bring the Ass Pounder 4000?
SPEAKER_11 (2:45)
No.
Drew Lane (2:45)
Brandon, you got some video of that? He brought it out.
SPEAKER_1 (2:50)
That's how he came on that stage.
SPEAKER_11 (2:51)
He brings something out.
Brandon McAfee (2:52)
I'm not sure exactly what he brings out, but it starts off with the standing ovation. People are really glad to see him back.
Marc Fellhauer (2:59)
I'm glad he's not dead.
Drew Lane (3:00)
People love Carrot Top. It's funny, he's really swung from being considered a big hack to very lovable.
SPEAKER_6 (3:09)
And his act is very funny.
Marc Fellhauer (3:11)
He's a prop comic, and he's huge.
SPEAKER_10 (3:13)
But he's the best prop comic.
Brandon McAfee (3:15)
And look at that stage, it's just filled with so many trunks.
Drew Lane (3:24)
And he's going to say he's having trouble deciding what was appropriate and inappropriate, and then he pulls a noose out of one of the trunks and says, this would not be appropriate.
SPEAKER_11 (3:34)
I thought that was great.
Marc Fellhauer (3:35)
That's pretty good.
SPEAKER_6 (3:39)
Thank you so much, God bless all my fans, and my family, my mom, my brother, everybody here today.
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