Can Kai Cenat Read? - H3 After Dark #113

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Three, two.

SPEAKER_2 (0:06)

Hey.

SPEAKER_3 (0:08)

Halloween's Day.

SPEAKER_2 (0:10)

Oh, is that the little mermaid?

SPEAKER_4 (0:12)

What up?

SPEAKER_2 (0:14)

Is that the little mermaid?

SPEAKER_1 (0:16)

Harley, what are you dressed like?

SPEAKER_5 (0:18)

It suits you, actually. Wait, hold on, let me explain.

SPEAKER_4 (0:22)

I could explain.

SPEAKER_1 (0:23)

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_3 (0:25)

I could, I have, I have, I have a reason why I'm not a little mermaid.

SPEAKER_1 (0:29)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_3 (0:30)

Don't be, don't be disappointed. I have, I do have, I do have a genuine.

SPEAKER_7 (0:33)

I knew it.

Ethan Klein (0:34)

Fucking knew it.

SPEAKER_3 (0:36)

Oh, you killed it, though.

Ethan Klein (0:40)

Somebody came at 100 percent today.

SPEAKER_3 (0:45)

That might be 110 percent, given that it's your cosplaying is not your skill there. How did you? Good, good work.

SPEAKER_5 (0:51)

That's that's that's that's that.

SPEAKER_3 (0:55)

You know, I think it actually it actually sells it better that you're so disappointed in me right now.

Ethan Klein (1:00)

I don't even have to do anything with my eyebrows.

SPEAKER_3 (1:03)

That's just how they are. If I could just be granted a second of gas lighting for a minute here. I did not. Didn't I tell you today that I was sick?

Ethan Klein (1:13)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_3 (1:14)

OK. And that's not you know what? That's not even that's fine, because if I left it till today, that would be bad.

That would be bad.

SPEAKER_9 (1:21)

Was it a little sick?

SPEAKER_2 (1:30)

David, I almost said 15 things, dude.

SPEAKER_5 (1:33)

I have 15 things to say.

SPEAKER_3 (1:35)

You look cute with that red wig on right now.

SPEAKER_1 (1:37)

We're still we're still we're still buttonless right now, so you better chill.

SPEAKER_5 (1:42)

Oh, good.

SPEAKER_3 (1:43)

Good to know. The reason why I don't have anything is because I tried to get a Prince Eric costume.

But it was going to take two weeks to get here. It was for Halloween.

SPEAKER_10 (1:57)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_3 (1:58)

So I couldn't be in the Little Mermaid, but I did get it. I did put a costume together.

Ethan Klein (2:02)

Hang on. Hang on.

SPEAKER_10 (2:03)

Hang on.

SPEAKER_2 (2:03)

I didn't show up. Zero percent.

SPEAKER_10 (2:04)

Hang on.

Ethan Klein (2:05)

Hang on. Little Eric. Prince Eric is literally a white shirt, mostly open.

SPEAKER_5 (2:14)

I wasn't going to do that version.

Ethan Klein (2:15)

From the top.

SPEAKER_3 (2:16)

No, no. I wanted the epaulettes. I wanted to do a thing.

SPEAKER_10 (2:19)

Oh, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_3 (2:21)

I wanted to run up Ethan's After Dark budget here. You know, the more we spend this year, the more we could reason we need money for next year.

Ethan Klein (2:30)

It's true. But you spent zero.

SPEAKER_5 (2:34)

Oh, I got a costume.

SPEAKER_3 (2:35)

Should I put it on?

Ethan Klein (2:36)

Yes, please. Okay.

SPEAKER_5 (2:37)

Because I didn't want to do both.

Ethan Klein (2:38)

Here's the annoying thing is that you could just take your shirt off right now and everyone would think you had the best costume.

SPEAKER_1 (2:43)

Now, here's the most annoying thing which which Galia explained was we, this was planned two weeks ago. So if you ordered it, if you ordered it then and it took two weeks, it would have been the only thing to you.

Ethan Klein (2:54)

I styled a wig today. Looks horrible, but I did.

SPEAKER_3 (2:58)

No, it looks great. It looks like it's in the water.

SPEAKER_11 (3:01)

It looks like what I wanted.

SPEAKER_3 (3:03)

Yeah, it looks like mid song in the water.

Ethan Klein (3:05)

I hung it upside down. It's sprayed the fuck out of it.

Put the costume on.

SPEAKER_11 (3:13)

Okay.

SPEAKER_3 (3:15)

David, you want to read some movies?

SPEAKER_1 (3:18)

Oh, yeah. He said I've come in in the last two, five minutes says Harley, why do you hate us?

Literally, Linda said this is firing squad punishable. Yeah, I'm wondering who those are directed towards.

Ethan Klein (3:33)

Can we see David again? He looks like such an emo Ariel. It's like, hey, guys.

SPEAKER_6 (3:39)

Yeah.

Ethan Klein (3:42)

You're like also kind of like Daria coded. I love it.

SPEAKER_1 (3:45)

Yeah.

Ethan Klein (3:46)

I'm glad we decided. Hello.

Look, I do want to show off my makeup job. I will say I was able to do this with only like three things. It was like a lavender body paint and then like a dark purple stick and a white stick. So it's not hard to do, ladies. Oh, and also this is Teddy Glow. Teddy Glow, which one is it? It's like the aquamarine is like the perfect Ursula color. And then I did Teddy Glow highlighter.