Topics: Comedy, Society & Culture
**Rizzuto** (0:00)
Rizzuto.
**JJ** (0:03)
Hey, it's JJ.
**Rafe Anderson-Sakhar** (0:03)
Anderson-Sakhar, and you're listening to The Rizzuto Show.
**JJ** (0:06)
Happy birthday, Rizz. What a nice guy, huh? But off stage, yeah, hey, regular dude.
**SPEAKER_5** (0:20)
Yeah.
**JJ** (0:22)
Regular guy.
Just to finish up Crap Bout Celebrities, Celebrity Celebrating Birthday Today. Zendaya is 30, she gets to kiss Tom Holland anytime she wants to. Gloria Estefan is 69 Billy Blanks, remember Billy Blanks?
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Of course, Tae Bo.
**JJ** (0:36)
He invented Tae Bo, yes.
**SPEAKER_5** (0:38)
The ultimate self-defense.
Anytime I get in a scrap, I'm like, brother, I have to warn you legally, I know Tae Bo. Usually gets me right out of hot water.
**JJ** (0:50)
That and a keto.
**SPEAKER_5** (0:51)
I will dance kick you. I will dance kick you into the next room.
**JJ** (0:57)
Dr. Phil.
**Rizzuto** (0:58)
Somebody touched my pee pee.
**JJ** (1:00)
He is 76 today. The last BG standing, Barry Gibb is 80 and Lily Tomlin, comedian, is 87 today. Today's porno birthday is Crystal Summers, and today's birthday girl has been in 299 fine films, including 2001, A Big Bust Odyssey, Bad News, Good Sex, Cheating Housewives 4, Rafe's favorite, Clam Smackers. Wow. She was in Count Rackula, Desperate Housewhore's 9, Double Airbags 24, Anima Nursing School, My Mama Does the Hanky Panky, Revenge of the Dildos, Toe Jam 3, and who could forget her role in 2002's The Lost Hiney. Crystal Summers is 54 years old. It's your porno birthday, those are your crappy birthdays, and that was your crap on celebrities. Where's Scott? He's coming back. Oh, he's coming back? Hey, Scott, keep your eye on the next interview. Okay. They should be texting you when they're here. Gonna be talking to Maurice Drummond and Claire Kellett from the First Alert 4 morning team. They'll be here in just a little bit.
I want to bring this story up because, man, this is making the rounds online. So it is a wild story. Over 4.8 million views on this thing, and it is the ultimate debate over porch etiquette and social media shaming and small business behavior. So there's an Amazon delivery driver. His name is Wes Scott. Wes, I'm sorry, it's Stott. Wes Stott.
Wes was working his route in Florida when he pulled up on a house operating an honor system business called Homemade Haven Porch Bakery. Now, right on the lawn was a pretty big sign that said, treat yourself to Homemade Haven, right next to a pink cooler filled with baked goods, specifically cake pops.
**Scott** (2:46)
Nice.
**JJ** (2:47)
So again, it said treat yourself to Homemade Haven. So thinking, oh, it's a nice homeowner leaving out free goodies for delivery drivers, which people do.
**Scott** (2:59)
That's nice.
**JJ** (2:59)
We've done that before. We've left out goodies for, you know, on hot days, you know, leave water or whatever, leave a snack for a delivery driver. We've done that before. So thinking, it was a nice homeowner leaving out free goodies for delivery drivers. Wes popped open the chest and grabbed one single $4 cake pop and went on his way.
So instead of realizing it was an honest, like honest mix up, the bakery owners went straight to Facebook. They posted ring camera footage of Wes, the delivery driver, posted his face to a local group asking neighbors to identify him, calling him a thief, and then plugged their business for free cookie reviews in the process.
So here's how this petty drama escalated into a viral nightmare. So after seeing himself online, Wes, the delivery driver, was like, oh my God, didn't mean to. Didn't mean to. Saw the sign that said, treat yourself to Homemade Haven, thought it was one of those, hey, are they here, Scott?
**Scott** (4:01)
I don't know yet, I got a missed call.
**JJ** (4:03)
Okay, thought it was, you know, just a free thing.
**Scott** (4:06)
Right.
**JJ** (4:07)
He took total responsibility. He stepped forward in the comments and was like, I was rushing, saw the treat yourself sign, thought some items were set free, grabbed the single treat with zero malicious intent.
**Scott** (4:18)
Yeah.
**JJ** (4:19)
He even asked people not to boycott the bakery because the owner works hard on her treats. So terrified, the wife now steps in.
**Scott** (4:30)
His wife?
**JJ** (4:30)
His wife, the delivery driver's wife steps in.
She's thinking, Oh my God, this is out there. My husband's going to get fired from his Amazon delivery draw. You know, they got four kids were struggling financially. So Wes's wife, Brianna, immediately sent the bakery five dollars on Google Pay to cover the four dollar treat. Thanks. That's a 20 percent tip on top of the four dollars. Even after getting paid and receiving Wes's polite apology, the bakery owner's husband jumped into the comments, said, yeah, let me apologize for somebody stealing from me and calling them out. Make it make sense. So they double down on.
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