C03 - Ep. 53 - Under Oondar Fire - Headin' to the Weddin'

Chris Demarais (0:00)

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Feeling short on smiles?

Ben Ernst (0:28)

Does your frown need to be turned upside down?

SPEAKER_3 (0:30)

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Zach Braff, Donald Faison, Sarah Chalk, and the rest of the gang at Sacred Heart are back for a brand new season.

Ben Ernst (0:39)

We play medical doctors who are besties.

SPEAKER_5 (0:41)

Just like in real life.

SPEAKER_3 (0:43)

And we'll definitely be up in each other's cases.

SPEAKER_4 (0:47)

Scrubs, premieres tonight on ABC.

SPEAKER_3 (0:50)

And stream the next day on Hulu.

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SPEAKER_6 (0:54)

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SPEAKER_5 (1:50)

Kindest regards, all you rock shosses. Infiltrate the Stinky Dragon and swallow our latest swill. Meal with the devil. It's a mixture of dried chameleon scales, larvae disguised as lavender buds, a pail full of baleful water, and topped with a backwards handful of hellish honey.

One mouthful of this manipulative mixer, and you'll feel too full to feast on flesh.

Previously, our adventurers discussed deets with the genderbedder vendor on what disaster fell upon Shady Pines Hollow. After dodging demonic flesh warpers, they dueled with dretches defending a death box doorway. Finally, they delved down into downtown only to find it even more decimated and dominated than previously deduced. Dry yourself a dram and let's dive into this daint drama.

Gus Sorola (2:49)

Hello everyone, welcome to Tales from the Stinky Dragon. I'm your dungeon master, Gustavo Sorola, and I'm going to hit our four players with an arrow. Ooh, no response, okay.

If the bartender made a drink based on you, like cocktail, coffee, tea, what ingredients would it contain? What would it taste like? And what would be its name? And that's submitted by Crooked Wolf.

Jon Risinger (3:10)

Sometimes, you know, the yes and is willing, but the yes and is weak. You know?

Gus Sorola (3:20)

It's a, it's a, yeah, I got you, I got you, I know the weak yes and.

Jon Risinger (3:24)

You know, it's just one of them Mondays, Gus.

Barbara Dunkelman (3:27)

I rolled the two.

Gus Sorola (3:29)

Two, it's not Monday.

SPEAKER_6 (3:31)

Two from Doug.

Jon Risinger (3:32)

Devin from Natty.

Barbara Dunkelman (3:33)

I always respond to him shooting an arrow. So I was going to be quiet this time.

SPEAKER_11 (3:38)

Oh, no, I wasn't.

Jon Risinger (3:39)

This was me confessing to like, that was like deer in the headlights. Oh yeah, Gus is about to hit us with that little joke, we should have a rebuttal and he's like, brain, do something, brain, do something, say something.

Gus Sorola (3:51)

Nah, TGIM. What do we got? I know Barbara got a two. What else do we have out here?

Jon Risinger (3:57)

Natty got a seven.

Blaine Gibson (3:58)

18, 13

Gus Sorola (4:00)

So 18, 13, 7, 2, if I recall that properly. Do I remember names? No, I remember numbers because I'm Gus. 18, you're up.

Blaine Gibson (4:08)

Blaine?

SPEAKER_6 (4:09)

You're up? Okay.

Blaine Gibson (4:10)

Hello, it's me. It's Blaine. I'm a little off today, but we're going to, hey, I got a full thing of coffee. We're ready to go. And you who I play 12, I am a level 8 Thaumatech barbarian. They still haven't let me level up yet. They say I'm too strong. And oh, come on in to the Stinky Dragon. Today's luscious liquid is Pennzoil High Mileage Premium Octane 9194 gasoline mixed with Prestone Anti-Freeze Coolant. And I'm calling it Thauma.

Technically, this is a drink because it's liquid.

SPEAKER_6 (4:52)

Yes, Thauma, technically, it's a drink because it's a liquid.

SPEAKER_11 (4:55)

It goes right after tongue.