Topics: Sports
**Chris McMonigle** (0:02)
Could be the greatest one-hit wonder of all time. It's definitely in the top five. One-hit wonder of all time? Got to be. 1983
Made it all the way to number one. Knocking off Michael Jackson's Beat It.
**SPEAKER_2** (0:20)
I did not know that. That's incredible.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:23)
And then Michael Jackson was number one right after that with Something Else. I think it was Michael Jackson.
**SPEAKER_2** (0:29)
Well, it was Beat It. No, I think it was not.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:31)
No, it was Michael Jackson, Billy Jean.
Then Billy Jean got knocked off by this and then Beat It was number one after. Come on, Eileen.
**SPEAKER_2** (0:40)
Hitmaker.
**Chris McMonigle** (0:42)
Well, yes. Hitmaker.
So, I'm glad. This is the first time I'm glad Craig's not here because if Craig were here, we'd probably have a problem because I don't think he would be looking at me or talking to me because he'd be focused on Sydney Sweeney. Have you seen she put out her new lingerie along with a full ad?
**SPEAKER_4** (1:08)
No, I did not see that.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:08)
Yes.
**SPEAKER_2** (1:09)
Doing some research.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:10)
What is she doing?
**Chris McMonigle** (1:11)
Some research during the break. Just looking up normal things. Sydney Sweeney has put out her new lingerie line called Birthday Boobs.
Or, I'm sorry, I think that's what she's calling her unveiling of it. Sweeney put on a see-through lingerie to do a birthday boobs unboxing in her most brilliant marketing so far. So I think she's unveiling new lingerie. Oh, Siren, yes. S-Y-R-N. That's the name of the lingerie brand.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:39)
Yes, but it's the birthday boobs collection.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:40)
Oh, it's the birthday boobs collection.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:42)
Yes, everyone has a collection.
**SPEAKER_3** (1:44)
Right.
**Chris McMonigle** (1:44)
So it's, yeah, so her lingerie collection now birthday boobs, along with a bunch of pictures to show you what her birthday boobs look like.
You can imagine how that went. Not bad.
**SPEAKER_3** (2:03)
I'm not getting any.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:04)
She's making a very compelling case.
**SPEAKER_4** (2:07)
Now question. Would your wife want any of this stuff at all, you think? I mean, does it look good enough?
**Chris McMonigle** (2:14)
Would she want a line of birthday boobs?
**SPEAKER_2** (2:16)
Yeah. Collection.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:17)
A collection, the birthday boobs collection? I mean, I suppose.
**SPEAKER_4** (2:22)
My wife's birthday coming up in-
**Chris McMonigle** (2:23)
You're going to get her some birthday boobs?
**SPEAKER_4** (2:24)
Yeah, Valentine's Day.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:27)
I'm sure she would love that. I'm sure she would love some see-through lingerie from Sydney Sweeney.
**SPEAKER_4** (2:34)
Yes.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:35)
Honey, it's the Siren Collection. Birthday boobs. It's everywhere. I thought you'd love it.
**SPEAKER_4** (2:39)
Sydney Sweeney.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:41)
No, I remember that, like, you know, bracelet with all the kids' names on it. You've been asking me for forever. Forget that crap.
I got you some nice, I got you some nice birthday boobs. Everybody wants birthday boobs.
**SPEAKER_2** (2:55)
I just regret searching birthday boobs on Twitter.
**Chris McMonigle** (2:58)
You say that every time we do something like this.
**SPEAKER_2** (3:00)
Because you guys have a weird algorithm compared to mine.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:02)
It's on all the different sites.
**SPEAKER_2** (3:04)
And it didn't pop up for me.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:05)
It's on all the...
**SPEAKER_3** (3:06)
A lot more inappropriate things pop up for me.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:07)
It's on Barstool, it's on Roll Bible, it's on all the...
**SPEAKER_4** (3:10)
If you just type in Sydney Sweeney, that's all you have to do.
**SPEAKER_2** (3:13)
That's the first thing. I went on Twitter and I did that.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:17)
Oh, yeah, you don't go on Twitter and search birthday boobs. What's wrong with you?
**SPEAKER_2** (3:20)
It was like the Josh Allen nuts thing. Not great.
**SPEAKER_4** (3:23)
What happened about his nuts?
**Chris McMonigle** (3:24)
I think I was in the car for that. He's doing a nut company, right?
**SPEAKER_4** (3:42)
Yeah.
**SPEAKER_2** (3:43)
Of like a farm.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:44)
Of a farm?
**SPEAKER_2** (3:45)
That was like a thing we searched.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:47)
No, I remember. I think I was in the car for it.
**SPEAKER_2** (3:51)
It's just all, like.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:52)
Tom Horton's wrapping.
**SPEAKER_4** (3:52)
He's selling pistachio nuts, right? Yeah. Yes, he is, that's right.
**Chris McMonigle** (3:56)
He's making, like, three m Yeah, $20 million- a year.
**SPEAKER_2** (3:58)
Must be nice.
**SPEAKER_4** (3:58)
Some of the best nuts ever.
**Chris McMonigle** (4:02)
Rather have birthday boobs.
**SPEAKER_2** (4:04)
Well, if I don't stick to my diet, I will.
**SPEAKER_4** (4:07)
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