**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
These NBA players are not human.
**SPEAKER_2** (0:02)
Up ahead, Neistman.
**SPEAKER_3** (0:06)
Lively denied.
**SPEAKER_4** (0:07)
Oh, what do you do?
**SPEAKER_3** (0:11)
You bet!
**SPEAKER_1** (0:12)
And first, we got the time the Greek freak threw down a dunk from the free throw line.
**SPEAKER_3** (0:16)
Here it comes again.
**SPEAKER_5** (0:18)
Oh, you see where he took off.
**SPEAKER_1** (0:20)
Oh my goodness. Doing that in a game is insane, but Wemby makes Giannis look normal, because it looks like he's playing on a mini hoop.
**SPEAKER_3** (0:28)
Clowney trying to go right back at KJ. Lemonyama right there. And then again, came over late. Lemonyama wants it.
From the logo.
**SPEAKER_1** (0:38)
Two blocks and three in 15 seconds? This man's a cheat code, but Aaron Gordon is a trampoline, because during a game on Christmas Day, he absolutely ruined Lange Sham is holiday.
**SPEAKER_6** (0:51)
Drink this in with your eyes, ladies and gentlemen.
**SPEAKER_1** (0:53)
But LeBron's making grown men look like little boys, because he called a dunk by literally jumping over a player. But if John Moran is coming down the lane, get out of the way, because Wemby tried to block him, and John made him look stupid. After a dunk that nasty, it should have counted, but Russell Westbrook has pogo sticks for legs, because he makes the rim look like it's made out of plastic. But Michael Jordan is from another planet, because this insane finish defied gravity. But some players make plays we'll never see again, because after Blake Griffin missed the chance to block his opponent, he did a 360 mid-air and recovered. Wow. That man's a ninja. But Shadon Sharpe's dunk was a gift from God, because he absolutely baptized his defender. But Steph Curry threw up a prayer that was answered, because he hit a four-point play with his left hand.
This man can't miss, and LeBron can't age, because at 40 years old, he did this.
He made it look so easy, and so did Giannis, because he threw down an insane dunk and completely cleared Tim Hardaway.
**SPEAKER_6** (2:51)
Giannis Sante Tecumbo for Chris Middleton.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:54)
Hardaway didn't even know what had happened, but I don't know how Yogi is so strong, because he almost made a full court tipping.
**SPEAKER_7** (3:00)
One, three, and a quarter. Look at Yogi. Look at this.
Man, he literally tapped that thing, but went to the floor, and it was pretty close.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:08)
He has hands of steel, but Lofonso Ellis has hands of glue, because when his opponent tried to poster him, he snatched the ball right out of his hands.
**Tyrese Halliburton** (3:16)
Oh, are you kidding me?
**SPEAKER_7** (3:17)
Lofonso Ellis took it right away from him.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:20)
But John Moran is taking blocks to the next level, because one-handed blocks aren't good enough for him.
**SPEAKER_3** (3:25)
With the deflection against Big Bull Moran. What an incredible block. Unreal is right.
**SPEAKER_4** (3:30)
This guy just, look where he is.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:31)
When he catches it at the top, he smacked his head on the backboard. That's not human, and neither is Kobe Bryant, because most players that suffer injuries with their shooting arm wouldn't play. But Kobe decided to play left-handed, twice. And after breaking his right hand, he used his left to torch the Mavericks.
**SPEAKER_3** (3:45)
It could have been his shot.
Here goes Kobe. Kobe's able to put one in. Left-handed. Kobe's left-handed.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:53)
And after tearing his shoulder, he tore up the Hornets' left key. But if we're talking players that aren't human, we gotta talk about JR Smith, because one dunk turned him into Superman.
**SPEAKER_7** (4:10)
We just saw men fly. JR Smith.
**SPEAKER_1** (4:16)
But Shannon Brown needs a cape, because he had one block that almost flew through the roof.
**Dennis Smith Jr.** (4:21)
Brown gives it up. Got up there.
**SPEAKER_5** (4:24)
Took it away from Weston. Met him at the top, and the crowd really liked it.
**SPEAKER_1** (4:29)
The ref should have been fine for that, dog. That was a clean block. But Zion is just dirty, because the way he steals the ball from his opponents is like taking candy from a baby.
**SPEAKER_3** (4:38)
Zion whips it. Punches it home.
Oh yeah, it's time to get in the gym.
**SPEAKER_2** (4:44)
Ball in the corner.
**SPEAKER_10** (4:46)
And Ball misses the three.
**SPEAKER_5** (4:48)
And Zion takes it away from Yannis.
**SPEAKER_6** (4:50)
And a foul.
**SPEAKER_2** (4:52)
Oh my gosh.
**SPEAKER_5** (4:54)
Williamson just vice grips the basketball and takes it away.
**SPEAKER_1** (4:58)
What are they feeding that man? He's too damn big. But not like Steven Adams, because he stopped the fight by picking up his opponents.
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