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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

September 10, 2026

If you’ve got $34 million sitting around and have always dreamed of owning 50 acres of Nevada desert with a slightly more colorful business history than your average strip mall, congratulations: The Rizzuto Show may have found your next investment.

Speakers Rafe, Rizz

TopicsComedySociety & Culture

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Hey, guys, it's King Scott. You know, this summer has been absolutely crazy in my life, and this fall is not going to slow down at all. I mean, I got the baby coming. It's just been hard to keep that routine that I've loved, and I found myself relying on quick, low quality, gross takeout food way too often. And this is where Factor came in. It completely saved myself and my wife. It makes eating healthy and so effortless. And even while you're running around nonstop, you can get a great meal. And Factor Meals are made and designed around what supports a healthier lifestyle. You know, I've been loving these meals lately, and my wife, she's really enjoyed the truffle butter chicken and mushroom risotto. And I personally can't wait to try the loaded mushroom potato pork chop. So Factor Meals have completely changed our weekly routine and made eating healthy something we actually look forward to. This is why I use Factor and you should too. Let's eat real. Head to Factor meals.com/rizz50 off and use code Rizz 50 off to get 50 percent off and one free breakfast item per box for one year while supplies lasted till October 31st, 2026 That's code Rizz 50 off at Factor meals.com.

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Rafe (1:01)

Hey, it's Rafe. I'm here with Stewie from Stewart's American Morgan. Stew, ever since I closed my loan with you, I get scam letters left and right.

SPEAKER_3 (1:07)

You know, Rafe, that information you close your loan is public record. So people get all kinds of junk in the mail.

SPEAKER_1 (1:12)

This is why you contact me on my personal cell phone.

SPEAKER_3 (1:15)

After you close the loan, I'm available nights, weekends.

SPEAKER_4 (1:17)

Your home is the biggest investment you're going to make in your life.

SPEAKER_1 (1:20)

Don't you want someone you can contact when you need to contact them?

Rafe (1:22)

Call the guy you can count on. It's Stew 314-324-4440. Or Google the bagel loan, NLS number 226715

SPEAKER_1 (1:31)

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Rizz (2:35)

Fun number 3146243833 or 6183983833 The Point Text Line 314649DUMB. The Bud Light Studio Cams, 105.7thepoint.com/rizzthesocials at R-I-Z-Z. Show your emails, ratio of 105.7thepoint.com.

We have a couple of our NASCAR friends stopping by later. We got Jordan Anderson, Blaine Perkins and Jeb Burton.

SPEAKER_7 (2:57)

All NASCAR drivers. I'm sorry, Jeb.

Rizz (2:58)

Jeb.

SPEAKER_7 (2:59)

Jeb Burton, instead of Jeff Burton. That's kind of cool.

Rizz (3:02)

His uncle is Jeff Burton, not our Jeff Burton, the race car driver, Jeff Burton. But Jeb Burton will be coming by with Blaine Perkins and Jordan Anderson to talk about the big NASCAR event over at World Wide Technology Raceway this weekend.

I believe we have time for a contest today. Rafe, what are we doing?

Rafe (3:21)

We're going to do a little Take Five.

Rizz (3:22)

Oh, Take Five. I love that game.

All right. Hey, who wants to go on a whorehouse with me?

SPEAKER_7 (3:32)

It depends on where it is.

Rizz (3:32)

Okay, it's in Nevada.

SPEAKER_7 (3:33)

I need to know more before investing.

Rizz (3:35)

It's in Nevada.

Rafe (3:36)

I'm in.

SPEAKER_4 (3:37)

I want to go.

Rizz (3:38)

If you have a spare, not to go, to own.

SPEAKER_3 (3:41)

Oh, I would love to own one.

SPEAKER_4 (3:43)

She's the madame.

Rafe (3:44)

Nice.

SPEAKER_4 (3:44)

Devin's our madame.

SPEAKER_5 (3:46)

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