Bring Back Fat Shaming | Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer (0:00)

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Allie (0:03)

He told me, just so you know, if I'm not sexually satisfied, the relationship's gonna end up going downhill.

Caleb Hammer (0:08)

Sounds like maybe you should just break up then.

Allie (0:11)

He's also cheated on me multiple times. Yeah, he's a piece of shit, that's what I'm saying.

Tyler (0:14)

Physically, I'm just not attracted to her.

Caleb Hammer (0:17)

You're manipulative.

SPEAKER_4 (0:17)

He doesn't pay anything either.

Caleb Hammer (0:19)

You've ruined her credit, you probably suck at finances as we'll learn, you've destroyed her, you cheat on her, you force her into an open relationship, and you string her along.

Tyler (0:28)

I disagree, man, I'm not a loser.

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Allie (1:29)

Hello, my name is Allie, I'm 29 years old.

Tyler (1:32)

My name is Tyler, I am 30 years old, we're from Dallas, Texas.

Allie (1:35)

And this is Financial Audit.

Caleb Hammer (1:38)

Yes, it is. Chat and people in this room, do I look...

Allie (1:43)

Does he...

Caleb Hammer (1:44)

Do I look this old? Is this what I look like at 31?

Tyler (1:47)

I'm gorgeous, man. What are you talking about?

Caleb Hammer (1:48)

I didn't say you're ugly. No one said ugly. Old doesn't mean ugly, but do I look this old? Does this have any... Like, you can be honest with me. Okay, because like you're gray, bald. Okay, um, okay.

Hey, thanks for coming in, guys. I really appreciate it. Just wanted to make sure, because I'm a year older than you, and I'm like, what the fuck is happening? This is actually kind of scary.

Tyler (2:06)

Everybody usually tells me I look younger.

Caleb Hammer (2:08)

Nope, and we look in the mirror, and we're like, okay, shit, you know, I'm used to looking at this, but maybe I'm, maybe that's what I look like. Ally, what do you do for a living in Dallas, Texas? We might be there at some point. That's where I am hoping to move. We'll see.

Allie (2:23)

I am an office administrator at a Collision Center.

Caleb Hammer (2:27)

Why not?

Allie (2:28)

Love it.

Caleb Hammer (2:28)

What do you make?

Allie (2:29)

I make $17 an hour. Sure.

Caleb Hammer (2:31)

Not the best for DFW, I'll be honest if we're in a career position and approaching our 30s, but okay. How many hours a week?

Allie (2:37)

I work around 47 hours a week on average. 47? Yes.

Caleb Hammer (2:42)

Okay, kind of up there, but you're definitely not the breadwinner, I assume, at that hourly income, but what does that break?

Okay, well, that was a face. You're not the breadwinner, are you?

Allie (2:52)

Well, as of two months ago, I was.

SPEAKER_4 (2:54)

She pays a lot of the bills.

Caleb Hammer (2:55)

As of two months? Okay, what does that break down to in terms of a paycheck?

Allie (3:00)

I get paid weekly, and my weekly paychecks are usually about 670, so that times four, that's going to be two, two, two, two, four.

Caleb Hammer (3:12)

How many times is it by 52 and divided by 12, how about that? You don't make great money, I'll be honest. What, you want to tell her what she makes?

Tyler (3:18)

Yeah, she's usually about 3,600 a month.