🚨BREAKING: LIVE White House Briefing (Iran Signs Peace Deal With Trump)

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
What's up, you savages? We got a Peace Memorandum deal signed by the Iranians. And it does look like this is a real deal. So why the hell is Bitcoin dumping, right? We have Bitcoin pulling back pretty hard. And now my greasy fingers have indeed been on the sticks this morning. We'll have a little scalp short right on my way in, just checking out this little bound zone. Glad to take my 20 or 30% on that, because boy, howdy, we are now testing out how it feels to be at $63,000 per Bitcoin. You know what? I feel fine. I'm moisturized. I'm in my lane.
I love bear markets. I fucking love bear markets because you can make tether and I can use it to buy cheaper crypto. And you're right. I know it's the wrong opener. I actually have to put in the metal music opener for this studio. Obviously, I'm sitting. I got TJ over my shoulder here. I'm going to spin this thing too.
You know, this is my happy place. This is my happy place. So let's get into the markets. You know, obviously, we cover Bitcoin. Not having a good time right now, but there's a lot to be discussed. And also a lot to be discussed within.
I'm enjoying the World Cup a lot. I don't know if I want to go nuts. Steve, I literally have the couch right next to me.
And I have the cameras set up that I want to use for the couch, because me and Justin are going to get very degenerate. You know, very degenerate with our content on the...
You guys are going to clip this and take it wrong. I'm bringing back the couch. I'm bringing back the couch. Don't worry about that. Let's check and make sure that we are alive indeed on all these platforms here. Excellent. We're going. We're cooking.

**SPEAKER_2** (1:50)
Now, this is the deal.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:53)
Yesterday was a big, big announcement from the White House about Trump signing the Iranian Memorandum of Understanding in Versailles. Veselis, right? Whatever you want to call it. Now, Trump signed this. This is a agreement for 60 days of further negotiation. Trump put his signature on it. Obviously, we expected Trump to enjoy sending this out. The headlines that it would create. But then, we actually have further confirmation. So, Iran officially posted a fully executed Memorandum of Understanding, which is now taken into effect. As I said, this is a 60 day agreement. So, upon signing the MOU, the Islamic public of Iran will make arrangements using its best efforts for the safe passage of commercial vessels with no charge for 60 days only, from the Persian Gulf to the Sea of Oman and vice versa. The traffic of commercial vessels will immediately start in considering the need for removing the technical and military obstacles. The demining by the Islamic Republic of Iran will be instated within 30 days. The Islamic Republic of Iran will conduct a dialogue with Oman to define the future administration maritime services and the Strait of Hormuz. So the discussions, obviously, they're still going to be on going. But this is a bullish, dare I say metric, bullish, dare I say metric. Is it Versailles?
I'm from Colorado. How's the Sequoia? You add anything more to it lately? Sequoia, I'm still debating if I want to get the bumpers or not. I have them picked out. I did find some good bumper set ups, but I'm just indecisive. If... No, you're fine. I actually... You know what? I didn't get a chance to set up that...
It's okay. It's okay. I have Justin here. We'll do it tomorrow. Yeah. Well, we'll do it tomorrow.
Yeah, my mom called him Scruffy, and Hilarious. So, you got a lot going for you.
After this show, though, we are going to figure out this fucking studio. We got to figure out the sofa studio, because that's got to happen more than anything. God, do auctions on the couch and donate the proceeds to Tom Lee. That is brutal shit. That is brutal shit. All right, well, Bitcoin is dumping, dude. I'm in shorts. You're in shorts. I did like a scalp long and made like a couple, I think like 400 bucks or three, 350 this morning. So just in and out. I just cockroached in and out of that shit. Yeah. I'm going to be cockroaching in and out. So I'm going to come bother you after this and we're going to set this shit up. Okay. We might have an abbreviated show and get through all the news so I can set this next studio up.
So we have this peace agreement set up. It is good looking. All right. It is good looking. And Trump says oil is now flowing. The stock markets are roaring. You're welcome. He says he's almost taking on that. What can I say except you're welcome. Couch format, old format of the guest. Some great collaborations was great. I think I'm going to bring back that, because I do miss that set up.