Bonus: Rice Cripsies

SPEAKER_1 (0:01)

Talking More Bollox, a Go Loud Original. Thanks to Cairns Sausages, Savage Sausages Since 1905

There's something else.

Calvin O'Brien (0:11)

Hold on for a second, Terry. Before we get started with Talking More Bollox, we need to talk about what really matters in life, free sausages.

Terence Power (0:17)

Quick public service announcement from the legends at Cairns before we kick off today is Talking More Bollox. Have you actually nominated your top dog yet, or are you still sitting on your hands?

Calvin O'Brien (0:26)

If you haven't sorted out immediately, they're looking for the proper unsung heroes of Dublin and beyond. The Maz, the Daz, the mate who always have your back when things go a bit pear-shaped.

Terence Power (0:35)

Tell Cairns why your person is brilliant and they could walk away with a grand cash.

Calvin O'Brien (0:39)

Terry, I reckon you could eat four Cairns sausages quicker than you could fill in the online form.

Terence Power (0:43)

Muppet. Get your entries in on Instagram or TikTok, tag Cairns sausages and use hashtag Cairns top dogs or slow it off at the cairnssausages.com.

Eoin (1:22)

With your Freddie Mercury mic stand.

Terence Power (1:24)

Yeah, I'm only just gonna hold it, I'm not holding that big, bleeding thing, boys.

Calvin O'Brien (1:28)

That's what she said.

Terence Power (1:30)

Boys, we're too old. We all have kids.

Eoin (1:33)

You're playing the 3Arena now, Calvin.

Calvin O'Brien (1:34)

No, I'm getting out of my system now, Eoin.

Terence Power (1:37)

Are we meant to change, Eoin?

Calvin O'Brien (1:39)

2027 and I'm a new man.

Terence Power (1:41)

What?

Calvin O'Brien (1:41)

What? I'm only messing with Terry, I'm with you. I'm just saying that to Eoin so he can get up and be back.

Terence Power (1:44)

Oh, this is where I feel we get worse. What are you gonna do, get rid of us? We have to do the 3Arena, he's doused with a little smoke in a second.

Calvin O'Brien (1:52)

The worst thing you ever did was get him to sign that contract. 100%.

Terence Power (1:57)

Why?

Calvin O'Brien (1:57)

Because he was doing stuff for you before he signed the contract. Now he's signed it, he's like, what are you gonna do? Ring the police?

Terence Power (2:02)

Ring the police? Where did that stem from? Because that is a cracker.

Where did that stem from?

Eoin (2:07)

Yeah, we were at... So this is the first live show we've made you sign a contract.

SPEAKER_1 (2:11)

Yeah.

Eoin (2:12)

About your commitment to the cause.

SPEAKER_1 (2:14)

Yeah, I had to give some meat points, wasn't I? So what are you gonna do?

Eoin (2:17)

Yeah, I was like, it just means you have to, you know, things like the prep meetings and all that, you just have to show up and take part. That's all it means, you know, because there's too much on the line. He'd read the contract this day, he just turned around, what are you going to do? Ring the police?

Calvin O'Brien (2:31)

And you were like, yeah.

Terence Power (2:34)

What the hell is going on?

Eoin (2:36)

So, yeah.

Calvin O'Brien (2:38)

You told me you want to pull him on, what was it?

Eoin (2:40)

Yes, Terence, I saw you were doing a little run, a little run with the Defence Forces.

Terence Power (2:50)

Yeah, I was, I was, bro. Yeah, yeah, very tough, very good.

Eoin (2:53)

Tell us about it.

Terence Power (2:55)

Yeah, I got invited on short notice to go over I'm doing 10 kilometres with 15 kg in bags and stuff.

And it was hard. And I got a grade one though, so I was very happy with that.

Eoin (3:09)

What's a grade one?

Terence Power (3:11)

From my age brackets to 30 and over is under 67 minutes. But we weren't even gone for that. If that makes sense at the start, we were just starting at the finish, but then I had about 6k lads. They're like, you're going to get a grade two? That's class like fucking hell.

And I was like, well, how do we get a grade one? And then he was like, well, we need to do this and this and this and this. And then we did that and got it.

Eoin (3:29)

You got a grade one even though you were walking down Magazine Fort Road?

Terence Power (3:34)

You run him in a walk a minute. That's how it works.

Eoin (3:38)

I heard you're doing a lot of walking down that particular road.

Terence Power (3:41)

And the walk road?

Eoin (3:42)

I was told Magazine Fort Road, that's the one he was walking on, taking his time. Struggling, struggling. It sounded like you were...