Bonus Episode: Breaking Dawn (Part 2)

**Ash Kelley** (0:09)
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Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash.

**Alaina Urquhart** (0:51)
And I'm Alaina.

**Ash Kelley** (0:52)
Hi, Alaina.

**Aidan McElman** (0:53)
Hi.

**Ash Kelley** (0:54)
And this is Morbid.

**Aidan McElman** (1:11)
Hi, Alaina. Hey, Alaina.

**Ash Kelley** (1:12)
Welcome to the show.

**Aidan McElman** (1:14)
Thanks.

**Ash Kelley** (1:15)
Guys.

**Aidan McElman** (1:15)
Happy to be here.

**Ash Kelley** (1:16)
I'm so glad to have you.
That was, I don't know what's going on. It's almost pub week. It's true. Alaina's been a little rabid animal over there. And life's been busy. And we're just we're crazy, cuckoo crazy. And I feel like this is going to be a funny episode because of that.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:33)
I hope so.

**Ash Kelley** (1:34)
Yeah, I hope so, too. Our homies at State Farm are sponsoring this episode.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:37)
Hell, yeah.

**Ash Kelley** (1:38)
Shout out to them. And without further ado, let's talk about the final installment. I couldn't think of that word.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:46)
I was like, I was like, we're going here.

**Ash Kelley** (1:48)
I almost called it penultimate, but that's not fine. The final installment in the Twilight Saga.

**Alaina Urquhart** (1:54)
It's true. So we're talking about Breaking Dawn, part two, the movie. And Breaking Dawn, part three, the book. The book.

**Ash Kelley** (2:02)
It's crazy that they made the movie based off of only part three of the book. You know what I mean?

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:09)
Yeah. I think this one's probably going to be a lot shorter than the other ones just because a lot of the bulk happens in the first half, like the setup at least.

**Ash Kelley** (2:19)
Here's the thing, nothing happens the entire time and then something happens, but it actually didn't happen. Yeah.
Nothing pisses me off more than, oh my God, did that just happen?

**Aidan McElman** (2:30)
No, no, no.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:31)
A dream sequence.

**Aidan McElman** (2:32)
No, you silly girl. I hate it.

**Ash Kelley** (2:34)
I hate it so much.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:35)
It was a big shocker to moviegoers because so obviously we always do this out of order. It's not one of those like narrative go through beat by beat. No. But there's like a giant battle scene that they're all gearing up for in this one.

**Ash Kelley** (2:49)
It's like what the whole thing is leading up to.

**Alaina Urquhart** (2:51)
Yeah. The Volturi is coming. One of my favorite things in the movie is when Alice is like, the Volturi, they're coming.
Arrow, Marcus, Kais, Jane, and Irina. And it's like, so the Volturi.

**Ash Kelley** (3:06)
The Volturi?

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:06)
And Irina.

**Aidan McElman** (3:07)
Like that's what you just said.

**Ash Kelley** (3:09)
She's naming everybody.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:10)
Just let me name the entire Volturi. She's like, yes.

**Ash Kelley** (3:13)
In case anybody here forgot. Yeah.

**Aidan McElman** (3:15)
These are all of their names. And she doesn't really like it.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:18)
I guess she kind of does do that in the book too. She names them all. But so we're gearing up for that. They're coming because Irina is a real bitter Betty.

**Ash Kelley** (3:27)
Irina is a rat.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:28)
She's a real rat.

**Aidan McElman** (3:29)
She's a rat ass bitch.

**Ash Kelley** (3:31)
Snitches get their heads chopped off and their bodies lit on fire, babe.

**Aidan McElman** (3:34)
Yeah.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:34)
It didn't work out for you.

**Ash Kelley** (3:35)
No, no.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:37)
I don't like Irina's vibe at all. Even in the first one, when she shows up at the wedding and is like a snarky little bitch, I was like, yeah, I don't like that.

**Ash Kelley** (3:47)
She has a condescending holier than thou vibe.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:51)
Yeah. It's like, girl, you got to move on.

**Ash Kelley** (3:53)
You just got to move on. Live your life, baby.

**Alaina Urquhart** (3:55)
I don't like her anyways. This whole thing being her fault, I was like, you get the day you deserve.