Bonus #201 - Live Call Show Vol. 45 [PATREON PREVIEW]

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

Mademoiselle is here, what's up?

Eldis (0:02)

What's going on?

Stavros Halkias (0:04)

Bonsoir, mademoiselle.

SPEAKER_1 (0:07)

Thank you for taking my call, you guys.

Stavros Halkias (0:10)

Of course.

SPEAKER_1 (0:11)

All right, this is the reason why I'm here. So it took a year for me to finally let this loose and want to be public with it.

Stavros Halkias (0:20)

I'm listening.

SPEAKER_1 (0:20)

And not be upset and emotional when I talk about it, but here it is.

Stavros Halkias (0:24)

Okay.

SPEAKER_1 (0:25)

Okay, so girl talk, it's a sacred thing, I mean, my boyfriend's cousin had this girl talk. She'd been having problems in her marriage.

Stavros Halkias (0:34)

She had?

SPEAKER_1 (0:35)

I was kind of like, yeah. I was like, well, why did you patch things up? Because she was living at her mom's house for a while, then suddenly moved back in with her husband. So I was curious because I've been in a relationship for 13 years.

So when other people are having rough patches, I'm always like, hey, what did you do to get through your rough patch? As one woman to another.

Stavros Halkias (0:55)

Sure.

SPEAKER_1 (0:56)

She tells me she's basically been on these sites that are like third party sites for hooking up.

Stavros Halkias (1:02)

Oh, shit.

SPEAKER_1 (1:03)

I've been in a relationship for so long that I didn't know what those kinds of things were. So I'm just so such a curious human. So I'm like, tell me more.

So she told me all these sites she was going on. It just upset in me because I'm like, dude, you're clearly fucking married men.

Stavros Halkias (1:18)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_4 (1:20)

Man, this is sad.

Stavros Halkias (1:22)

When you say third party, you're just like dating apps or specific hookup sites?

SPEAKER_1 (1:28)

Specific hookup sites, she name dropped one of them field or something like that.

Stavros Halkias (1:33)

Okay, okay, okay. I got you, I got you. Okay, so.

SPEAKER_1 (1:36)

So I'm like, oh, you didn't patch things up.

Eldis (1:39)

You just started cheating on your partner.

Stavros Halkias (1:41)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_1 (1:43)

I'm just like, oh, fuck. This is the advice I want or an ally or female that I.

Stavros Halkias (1:52)

That's crazy. Also, you're dating, you're dating her cousin?

SPEAKER_1 (1:56)

Yes, for 13 years.

SPEAKER_4 (1:57)

So I'm just kind of disturbed, like, is this how this family operates?

SPEAKER_1 (2:01)

What the fuck's going on here?

Stavros Halkias (2:02)

But it's also crazy to give the advice to someone who's dating one of your family members. The advice is cheat.

SPEAKER_1 (2:10)

Yes, and I just kind of was disturbed by it because I was just like, wait, is this like how people just cope? They just cheat and then like, am I the idiot? So anyways, I'm just kind of like, oh wow, this is weird. So I tell my partner, hey, you know how your cousin always wants to dog sit for us? Well, I don't want her to dog sit for us anymore.

Stavros Halkias (2:29)

Oh shit, you're so right.

SPEAKER_1 (2:32)

Because like at that point I was like, well, maybe she's telling me this. So I co-sign on it because she's been our dog sitter for a few years now, and maybe she's telling me this. So she finally feels guilt free committing this act in my home.

Stavros Halkias (2:46)

Yeah, she's definitely cucking her husband in your house.

SPEAKER_1 (2:49)

Fucking other people in my house. I don't know. I hope it's just your husband.

Stavros Halkias (2:53)

No, I said cucking, definitely other people.

SPEAKER_1 (2:58)

I was so upset that she gets paid to do this job.

I tried to be like, what? You get money, why don't you use hotel? Why you use my home? Also, my landlord lives on the premises of this home.

So one of the days that I felt weird about her dog sitting was because after she had dog sat for us, I went out to my car and the landscaper stared at me like I was a succubus bitch. He looked at me like I was a dirty dog. And I was like, why is this landscaper looking at me like I'm the dirtiest dog ever? And then finally, when this chick admitted that she's been cheating on her husband, all the boxes clicked. Maybe that landscaper thought I was a cheating slut in this house and this landscaper is staring at me like I hate you lady.

Stavros Halkias (3:43)

I'm not cosigning your landscaper fantasy. Who knows? That's, and now we're putting too much on this woman who's already committed enough sins that we don't have to say.