Bobcat Goldthwait + Alison and Bryan (Carolla Classics)

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**Alison Rosen** (1:07)
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**Giovanni** (1:43)
Welcome to Corolla Classics, I'm your host, Superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fans select the clips from all 17 years of the Adam Corolla Show. If you'd like to access the entire archive of the Adam Corolla Show, as well as the Adam and Dr. Drew Show, and the newer podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's Substack, adamcorolla.substack.com. Sign up, subscribe, listen ad free. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classicsatadamcorolla.com.
All right, let's get to the clips. Coming first, we have Adam Corolla Show 795 This is a live episode featuring Bobcat Goldthwait, Alison Rosen and Bryan Bishop. This one's from 2012, the audio's been remastered to make it way less harsh on the ears.
If you've heard this one before, you probably haven't heard since it originally aired, and now you can finally hear it with a much better sound. Also, really fun vibe on this one.

**SPEAKER_2** (2:28)
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**Alison Rosen** (2:43)
That's what I'm talking about.

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**Adam Carolla** (2:54)
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**Adam Carolla** (2:58)
Yeah, get it on.
Sorry. Sorry I'm late. Sorry I'm late. God damn, left my house at 6.30.

**Alison Rosen** (3:07)
That's way too late.

**Adam Carolla** (3:08)
No, no, I left my house at 6.30. I bought a six pack and went to the park. I left the park about 7.20, 7.25, but the traffic was still hellacious. I got to be honest.
Thank you so much for coming out tonight. This is Alison Rosen, everybody.

**Alison Rosen** (3:27)
Aww, what a nice crowd. Thank you.

**Adam Carolla** (3:31)
And this drunk guy up here. Hi, Alison, do you hear him? And Bull Bryan, everyone, who sat backstage for- Let's drink some beers and rape. Yeah. Sat backstage for half an hour, but decided it'd be a good idea to take a piss the second I walked in while they were announcing me up on stage when I had to take a piss after my 90-minute commute. I had the worst day of my life today, so I wrote down a few things.
Because there's no way I could remember the shit storm that was my life this morning. Bobcat Goldthwait, I'll bring out here in a second, just a brief 40 minutes on how horrible my morning was.
My wife is in New Jersey right now on some dude's shoulders with her top pulled over her head because the boss is on the stage. And it's important that she follow him around the country.

**Bryan Bishop** (4:38)
The worst part is she's not facing the stage.

**Adam Carolla** (4:40)
No, that's right.
When I lost my job in terrestrial radio three years ago and I gave her the talk, we need to band together and figure out ways to make money, she said, got you boss. And by that, she meant I'm going to double down on following the boss around the country. I was keeping it into more of a regional thing. Now, I'm going to spread out. He's going to be in Australia next month, so fuel up the jet. So my wife is out of town. The kids are home for spring break. I don't know why they need a spring break when they're not even in it. Oh, my fucking crayon elbow.