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BMWs, Booze, and the Blue Law Blues

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

August 19, 2026

Welcome to Missouri, where the booze is conveniently located, the dispensaries are plentiful, and buying a car on Sunday is apparently where society decided to establish some boundaries.
Speakers: Rizz, Rafe, Lern, Moon

Topics: Comedy, Society & Culture

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**Rafe** (2:50)
Nothing.

**Lern** (2:50)
Rafe was doing some sort of great dance that I feel like wasn't getting enough.

**Rafe** (2:54)
He was doing the Buffalo Bill.

**Rizz** (2:58)
Somebody said since Moon and I drive BMWs, if we're going to the golf tournament at Belle Reve, we could pull our cars up onto the course. Oh, of course. Because we drive BMWs and it is a BMW-sponsored event.

**Moon** (3:11)
Makes sense to me.

**Lern** (3:12)
You better have a hang tag. Like, I have a couple of different ways I can go home and LaDue Road is one of them. And yesterday, I got off 270, went to LaDue, because I also was trying to go somewhere else.

**Rizz** (3:23)
I told you.

**Lern** (3:24)
No, no, but I went and they have that thing buckled down.

**Rizz** (3:28)
As soon as you get off the highway. Like, there are cops right there. You cannot go, you cannot go west.

**Lern** (3:33)
You cannot go west, but there is a way to go around it, which I did.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:37)
You cut through the course.

**Lern** (3:39)
Yes.

**SPEAKER_8** (3:39)
As you do.

**Rizz** (3:41)
There is a TLX just driving over the 8th green.

**Lern** (3:44)
It's not a sponsor.

**Rizz** (3:46)
Get that TLX out of here. Somebody tell me if that's true, because I got tickets for Sunday.

**Lern** (3:51)
You need a tag, a hang tag on your... Do you have a parking pass like that?
Oh, you need one. You're going to be parking at Family Arena.

**Moon** (3:58)
The emblem is the parking pass.

**Rizz** (4:00)
That's my parking pass.

**Moon** (4:01)
That's the badge.

**Lern** (4:01)
We'll see about that.

**Moon** (4:02)
The badge is my pass.

**Rizz** (4:04)
Oh, BMW.

**Lern** (4:05)
Oh, right this way.

**Moon** (4:06)
Right this way, sir.

**Rizz** (4:08)
BMW parker to the parking.

**Moon** (4:10)
Dude, with all the slites, with all the trash dog, I kind of love it. I mean, this is the highest of luxury that I'll probably ever get.

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