Birthday Boy Shenanigans, Snakehead Fish & The Hot Pocket Conspiracy

SPEAKER_1 (0:00)

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Rafe (2:06)

Yeah.

Riz (2:07)

Hey, everybody. We're all here.

Rafe (2:11)

Yeah, baby.

Riz (2:11)

Oh my gosh. There's Moon to my left and next to him is Lern and her, what is that?

Lern (2:16)

Tony the Tiger. What's up?

Riz (2:17)

I'm the Tiger. King Scott in another room to my right and there he is, the birthday boy.

Lern (2:24)

Birthday boy.

Riz (2:26)

Happy birthday. I'm back, the birthday boy.

Lern (2:29)

Some people take their day off. Yeah, most people take their day off, you know, for their birthday. If this guy comes in to work like a true hero. He's an adult.

Riz (2:37)

You don't take your day off for your birthday.

Rafe (2:38)

That's right.

Lern (2:39)

Go ahead and do it.

Riz (2:40)

You come in and you work.

Lern (2:42)

You work, you get to work.

Riz (2:43)

It's the American way, you get to work.

Rafe (2:45)

That's right. The rat race is my gift.

Riz (2:51)

So, when exactly were you born? What are you doing? Are you rubbing the microphone? Yeah. It's been a while.

Rafe (2:56)

I wanted to make you upset.

Riz (2:58)

So, when exactly were you born?

Rafe (3:00)

I was born on a Saturday night, according to my madre.

Mi madre. She could tell you exactly.

Riz (3:06)

Evening, morning, are you actually 48 yet or you got a couple hours?

Rafe (3:10)

I think I got time. I was born on a Saturday night. My mom said she knew I was going to be a problem because I was late, a couple of days late. She's like, you held out for the weekend and then you waited and you came on a Saturday night.

Riz (3:27)

Now, you're a witch, Lern.

Lern (3:28)

Okay.

Riz (3:29)

Does the day you're born mean something?

Lern (3:32)

It does, and the time. It's all part of your chart.

Riz (3:34)

Well, like so far, I think I was born on a Thursday.

Lern (3:37)

Yeah. What does that mean?

SPEAKER_4 (3:39)

You know exactly what it means.

Riz (3:41)

No, tell me. Tell me what it means.

SPEAKER_4 (3:43)

I can imagine like tendencies at an early age.

Exhausted all the time. Thursdays are rough. I was born on a Friday. I didn't find that out till like last year, I think. Finally looked it up. Because, you know, history is available to look up. I thought, I don't know. I don't know what day I was born. How am I supposed to know? And then it turns out you can look up your dates.

Riz (4:04)

Yeah, you can.

SPEAKER_4 (4:05)

Yeah.

Riz (4:06)

Yes, I was born on a Thursday.

SPEAKER_4 (4:08)

And you were born on a Saturday. 78, yeah?

Riz (4:11)

78

SPEAKER_4 (4:12)

Yeah, 78

Riz (4:13)

So what are these? I mean, Scott, what day of the week were you born on?

Scott (4:16)