Birthday Bash Shenanigans, Willie Nelson's Cutout & Dog Dining Dilemmas

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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**Rizz** (0:43)
Little, little listener discretion is advised.
Well, my birthday's coming up, my real birthday's coming up, and we're throwing a party. We're throwing a party, Bobby. Bobby Jay Cox's.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:57)
Whose birthday's?

**SPEAKER_6** (0:58)
You're in my top eight. I better be invited.

**Rizz** (1:00)
Well, yeah, you're invited if you buy a ticket. What's your actual birthday?

**Rafe** (1:03)
What's your actual birthday is what?

**Rizz** (1:04)
August 17th.

**Rafe** (1:05)
17th, and you're 23rd?

**Bobby Jay Cox** (1:06)
23rd, yes. Oh, okay.

**Rafe** (1:07)
You guys are Leos.

**Rizz** (1:08)
Well, come on down, August 15th, Delmar Hall.

**Lern** (1:10)
I'm on the cusp of a cusp. You're a cusp, are you a Virgo?

**SPEAKER_6** (1:13)
I'm a Virgo Leo. I've been yelled at by so many witches, yeah.

**Lern** (1:18)
You are a fire sign, though. You don't have an earth sign energy.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:21)
No, I'm not grounded at all.

**Rizz** (1:23)
Well, my party's happening on August 15th, Delmar Hall. Moon and Bags Against the Machine playing the music of Rage Against the Machine.

**Bobby Jay Cox** (1:31)
It's a 90s night. 90s night?

**Lern** (1:33)
Dom and Atrix is going to come and spank Rizz, finally, because he has never been spanked in his life.

**Bobby Jay Cox** (1:38)
You've never been spanked?

**Rafe** (1:39)
His little hairy cheeks need to be paddling. It's not in front of people.

**Lern** (1:43)
Well, give these people what they want.
You know what? We've been waiting to get somebody to come spank you.

**Bobby Jay Cox** (1:48)
You know what?

**Rizz** (1:50)
Buy a ticket for the show and see maybe. Maybe.

**Bobby Jay Cox** (1:52)
That's 49 hits. Maybe Moon will give me 49 spankings on stage. Maybe he will.

**Rizz** (1:57)
You're done right, dude.

**Bobby Jay Cox** (1:59)
I spank every time the snare hits on Snake Charmer.

**Rizz** (2:01)
We're going to... That's a lot of spanking. There's going to be a pre-party pin-up all.
It's going to be a whole thing, Bobby.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:07)
I'm going to be there.

**Rizz** (2:08)
Get your tickets now. 157thpoint.com for the details.

**Bobby Jay Cox** (2:11)
Four Hands even made him a special beer. It's a light lager that's like stag, but with flavor.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:16)
Lovely. It sounds lovely.

**SPEAKER_1** (2:17)
The Rizzuto Show birthday bash beer.

**Lern** (2:20)
Yeah, tastes like Rizz.

**Rizz** (2:21)
There's a little bit of Rizz in every pint.

**Bobby Jay Cox** (2:24)
A taste of Rizz. All the details.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:25)
It's like the Sydney Sweetie bathwater. You take a bath in all the beer.

**Bobby Jay Cox** (2:29)
Yeah, dude. That's what it is. On tap, baby.

**Lern** (2:32)
Lucky if you get a piece of hair, like hairy knuckles.

**Rizz** (2:35)
Oh, I don't have hairy knuckles.

**Lern** (2:37)
Oh, well, your arm or whatever. I don't know. Where's your hair?

**Bobby Jay Cox** (2:39)
Get your tickets now. 157thpoint.com. I do have hairy toes.

**Lern** (2:42)
We have to bring them up. We're talking about you right now.

**Rizz** (2:44)
I'm deflecting.

**Bobby Jay Cox** (2:44)
But beautiful feet.

**Rafe** (2:46)
Hairy toes, beautiful feet. Hairy ass, disgusting ass.

**Rizz** (2:50)
I know.

**Rafe** (2:51)
But it's going to get maybe a little swatted. Maybe when it's glowing beet red, it'll be sexy, like a bamboo.

**Rizz** (2:57)
Our buddy Mike McKenna is here. Mike, come on in, Mike. Come on, Mike. Mike from Macadoodles. Have you met Mike McKenna, Bobby Jaycox? I don't think I don't believe him. Former professional goalie.

**Bobby Jay Cox** (3:07)
What up, brother?

**Rafe** (3:07)
What?

**Rizz** (3:08)
Oh, look at, look what Mike brought for you.

**Bobby Jay Cox** (3:10)
Oh, no way, dude. Can I guess it? No freaking way, dude.

**Rafe** (3:13)
This rips.

**Mike McKenna** (3:15)
I have some of this.

**Rizz** (3:15)
Mike McKenna, welcome to the studio. Mike has brought Rafe a big cardboard cutout of Willie Nelson. Mike, get up on that microphone.

**Bobby Jay Cox** (3:27)
Why didn't you cut a hole in it?

**Mike McKenna** (3:28)
Well, you know, I didn't want to make it glory hole Nelson, so I figured we'd just keep this thing standard fare. But yeah, man, this Willie's Remedy deal is happening pretty big at Macadoodles. They're all THC drinks and...