Bigfoot's Secret Rehearsal, Nathan Fielder's Documentary & Celebrity Chaos

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So there is a documentary coming out tomorrow called Capturing Bigfoot.

It's, I think it hits theaters and prom video. So you remember the famous 1967 film of Bigfoot walking in the background.

King Scott (1:47)

It's like Thompson's, what is it?

Rizz (1:49)

It's called the Patterson, Patterson, Patterson, Gimlin film.

King Scott (1:53)

Yeah.

Rizz (1:55)

And it's supposedly Bigfoot walking with the rocks.

King Scott (1:57)

Yes, the famous hands are. Yeah.

Rizz (2:01)

Yeah. So so I guess in this new documentary, they unearth the rehearsal footage.

King Scott (2:08)

Oh, come on.

Rizz (2:09)

Yeah, I know it's not real.

King Scott (2:10)

AI. This is AI.

Lern (2:13)

They want you to think.

Rizz (2:15)

So the Patterson, Gimlin footage shot by Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlin in Bluff Creek, California on October 20th, 1967, showed a bulky ape like creature casually striding across a clearing and then looking back over its right shoulder. Huh?

And it became the holy grail of Bigfoot lore. We've all seen the video. However, this documentary uncovers a 40-second test clip shot back in 1966, a full year before the famous video. The footage shows a more svelte ape like figure walking through a lush forest and pulling the exact same over-the-shoulder look as it does in the 1967 video.

King Scott (3:00)

That's heartbreaking.

Rizz (3:02)

You know, even though the rehearsal footage is out, I still believe.

Rafe Williams (3:05)

Me too. I know he's real.

King Scott (3:07)

This is the guy...

Rafe Williams (3:08)

You're just looking in the wrong place.

Rizz (3:10)

Where is he?

Rafe Williams (3:10)

He's in the Chesterfield. He's in the suburbs. I talked about this, you know, in my act.

I've been exploring what it's like to be a tall man in our society, and I truly believe the reason they can't find Bigfoot is they're still looking in the woods. A divorcee on a trail run saw 6'8, Bigfoot, and was like, he's tall, he doesn't belong outside. They shaved them up. He's working out at an Acura dealership in Chesterfield. You bought... Guess what?

Lern (3:38)

What?

Rafe Williams (3:38)

You bought your last Acura from a Yeti.

Lern (3:40)

Like Encino Man.

Rafe Williams (3:41)

Yeah. Who's that tall salesman?

Jason Momoa? Jason Momoa is a Yeti. He's a Sasquatch.

Rizz (3:48)

He's a Sasquatch.

King Scott (3:49)

He's shaved down. Sexy, shaved up Sasquatch. Shaved down.

Rafe Williams (3:52)

They're just not looking in the right place anymore.

Rizz (3:54)

I think you're right.

Rafe Williams (3:55)

I think that that's...

Lern (3:57)

I'd let him Sasquatch my Squatch, you know what I mean?

King Scott (3:59)

So what do you think about this?

Rafe Williams (4:00)

Yeah, he's smashing some Squatch out in the Valley.

Rizz (4:03)

So you think this is a hoax, like the video is a hoax, not the real Bigfoot?

Rafe Williams (4:07)

I don't know about that. I mean, I just know that... I think that video was probably real, but the minute that they found out there was a tall man unspoken for out in the world, some ladies got, you know, just jazzed up and decided they could change him. They could get him, help him get his life together.

Rizz (4:22)

Yeah. It makes sense.

Lern (4:25)

They got a makeover.

Rizz (4:26)

It makes sense.

So that documentary will be out tomorrow on Prime Video. If you're, you know, into the whole cryptozoology thing.

King Scott (4:33)

Well, I'm the foremost knowledgeable expert in cryptozoology and I will not be watching this. I'm protesting.