Big 12 Championship and NFC East Futures: Who could spoil a season of repeats | The Spread Zone artwork

Big 12 Championship and NFC East Futures: Who could spoil a season of repeats | The Spread Zone

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

August 6, 2026

Tim McKernan and Anthony Stalter break down what could be the most chaotic conference in college football this season. With several teams gunning for Texas Tech’s throne after Brenden Sorsby’s suspension. Will the title stay in Lubbock?  Then we’re heading out East.
Speakers: Tim McKernan, Anthony Stalter, Rosemary

Topics: Comedy, Society & Culture

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**Tim McKernan** (2:36)
Anthony, let's put it to the test. Let's make the plays. The winner of the Big 12 will be...
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Spread Zone, presented to you by FanDuel. My name is Tim McKernan, joined by Anthony Stalter.

**Anthony Stalter** (2:55)
Hello, Tim.

**Tim McKernan** (2:56)
What's up, man? Rizz is on vacation this week, so we will handle things ourselves. I know when you go by Tony that it's time for me to make sure that I am following your lead. So are you in a Tony mode today, or are you in an Anthony mode?

**Anthony Stalter** (3:12)
You know, I don't wanna overuse the Tony Stalter.
Yeah, I get that. That is, I mean, I'm in the lab. I've got, there's pie charts involved. There's all kinds of spreadsheets, data points.
What are their, like, computer-esque?

**Tim McKernan** (3:28)
It's algorithm season when you're Tony Stalter.

**Anthony Stalter** (3:30)
Yes, net, net.

**Tim McKernan** (3:32)
You gotta say net, net. We don't know what it means.

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No, no, but he does.

**Tim McKernan** (3:35)
Tony Stalter knows. I just know last year when you would have a couple bad weeks in the football season, you said, I'm Tony this week, and you would kill it. That's what I know.

**Anthony Stalter** (3:43)
Sure.

**Tim McKernan** (3:44)
So since we're leaning on football for today's edition of The Spread Zone, I thought you might be in Tony mode. We're going looking at the big 12

**Anthony Stalter** (3:52)
Yes, sir.

**Tim McKernan** (3:53)
College football. And we're looking at the NFC East in the NFL. And then finally, the final regular season event of the PGA Tour season, the Wyndham. So that is what we have for those of you here on The Spread Zone where our goal is to attempt to turn your dollar into at least two dollars, if not millions of dollars. So Rizz on vacation. He wanted to be here when we went through the SEC. We went through the big 10 last week. This week, the big 12 College football. Last year, the big 12 had a big presence because Texas Tech became one of the stories of college football.

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