**Shannon Sharpe** (0:00)
I tell you what, Chad, let's put glasses on, put glasses on him, put glasses on me, and let's turn to the side, and let's see who looks like Ms. Ness.
**Funny Marco** (0:07)
It ain't about the acne.
**Shannon Sharpe** (0:09)
Yes, it is. Have a woman ever made fun of your skin?
**Funny Marco** (0:13)
Oh yeah, I mean, the worst comment I got as a kid telling me it looked like somebody stepped on my face with cleats, that was a word. All right, how we exit?
**Shannon Sharpe** (0:25)
Well, women like the Dr. Pimple Popper, they like to press mash blackheads.
**Funny Marco** (0:31)
What's going on with this? Anybody ever tell you look like Ms. Natter?
**Shannon Sharpe** (0:35)
They do sometimes.
I don't get up, it used to bother me, but guess what? It don't stop them checks for coming in. It don't stop them young ones from opening up.
**Funny Marco** (0:44)
It sure don't. So let me-
**Shannon Sharpe** (0:45)
As a matter of fact, you look more like Ms. Natter to me with that skin, that acne now that you brought it up. You should have left that alone. You look, put some glasses on. I tell you what, Chad, let's put glasses on, put glasses on him, put glasses on me, and let's turn to the side and let's see who looks like Ms. Natter.
**Funny Marco** (1:02)
It ain't about the acne.
**Shannon Sharpe** (1:03)
Yes, it is. I'm glad you brought that up. But since you took it there, let's go there now. See, there we go with the-
**Funny Marco** (1:10)
Now we're getting aggressive. I'm really scared right now. I ain't- I can sue you right now because I'm on your show and now I feel embarrassed. This is a lawsuit.
**Shannon Sharpe** (1:17)
What you embarrassed for?
**Funny Marco** (1:19)
I'm embarrassed and I did this for 30 plus years. Can you get a cease and desue?
**Shannon Sharpe** (1:23)
It was you that went to the doctor to try not to look like Ms. Neto.
**Funny Marco** (1:26)
I'm on your show and there's 20,000 people watching. I'm a little afraid and a lawsuit can come in your face.
**Shannon Sharpe** (1:31)
Ocho, he the one that went to the doctor to try not to look like Ms. Neto. I haven't done nothing to my skin.
**Funny Marco** (1:37)
I am saying this is a lawsuit. Hey.
**Shannon Sharpe** (1:41)
What lawsuit?
**Funny Marco** (1:42)
Because I-
**Shannon Sharpe** (1:43)
Why you are arguing?
**Funny Marco** (1:43)
When you come on somebody's show, I feel ambushed. Why am I getting attacked?
**Shannon Sharpe** (1:47)
Why the hell you feel ambushed? I ain't even say nothing.
**Funny Marco** (1:50)
I'm telling you, it's a lawsuit. This is live. And you can't stop what I want to cook up.
**Shannon Sharpe** (1:55)
Exactly. So how you- You said ambush. How am I ambushing you?
**Funny Marco** (1:59)
My hands are up because I'm afraid.
**Shannon Sharpe** (2:01)
Da, da, da, da, da, da. Oh, I'm not fit to let you try to empty the clip on me and then hold your hands up. I'm going to fire back at your hands.
**Funny Marco** (2:09)
Whose show was this? This is y'all show, right? I'm a guest.
**Shannon Sharpe** (2:12)
I'm going to get Ocho.
**Funny Marco** (2:13)
You're supposed to make guests feel comfortable. I ain't.
**Shannon Sharpe** (2:16)
Hey, no, I'm mad. Ocho ain't firing back at you. I'm trying to empty the clip.
Hold on.
**Funny Marco** (2:22)
He's not.
**Chad Johnson** (2:22)
He's not funny to me.
**Shannon Sharpe** (2:23)
He ain't about funny.
**Funny Marco** (2:24)
He's actually about being real.
**Shannon Sharpe** (2:27)
But funny, Marco, if you turn to the side and look at your skin. Really? If that really what we going to do?
**Funny Marco** (2:34)
I don't show people my side portfolio.
**Shannon Sharpe** (2:38)
Bro, looking straight on.
**Funny Marco** (2:40)
I don't have to turn sideways.
**Shannon Sharpe** (2:43)
Look straight on. It's the skin, bro. It's the skin.
**Joe Johnson** (2:46)
Yeah.
**Chad Johnson** (2:47)
But you said he looked like Ms. Netta first.
**Funny Marco** (2:50)
No, I read a comment. This is y'all show. These are y'all guests.
**Shannon Sharpe** (2:53)
I'm not talking about, but Marco, I mean, true be told now. I mean, the chat being real. I mean, if you look at the skin.
**Funny Marco** (3:01)
All right, but if me and you went one-on-one to get girls, guess who walking out with them?
**Shannon Sharpe** (3:05)
Boy, stop it. Boy, stop.
Don't do that.
**Funny Marco** (3:10)
Who walking out with her? I'm like, you know what I'm saying? Just personality skills and just what like.
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