Best of the Jets on WFAN: Who will be the head coaching savior?

Craig Carton (0:00)

They're genuine, why not?

888-808-109, lots cooking, lots cooking, lots cooking, we'll get all your calls. And we actually have to do some Yankees as well today. As Brian Cashtron had the hair in the back of his head stand up, like a trapped raccoon in the corner trying to fight his way out. I don't like the night of you people are trying to sell about the Yankees. There is one part of it.

SPEAKER_2 (0:27)

Well, his argument is-

Chris McMonigle (0:30)

No, listen, if you want to talk Yankees, I'm cool.

SPEAKER_2 (0:32)

We don't have to.

Chris McMonigle (0:34)

We can just skip the Yankee talk.

Craig Carton (0:36)

There's one aspect where all the criticism about New York, the Yankees specifically, is dead inaccurate. But we'll get to that shortly.

Chris McMonigle (0:46)

Sure.

Craig Carton (0:46)

I want to give people a chance to have some fun with and respond to the Rex Ryan situation. ESPN has put out a statement and it's exactly what you expect. We're aware of the situation we've talked to Rex.

Chris McMonigle (0:56)

That's it.

Craig Carton (0:57)

Great. Now, here's the real question. Will Rex Ryan be on what's the name of their Sunday show?

Inside the NFL or? No. NFL Today. NFL Today. NFL Sunday. NFL Sunday. I was just going to say that. Countdown to football. Oh, yeah.

Chris McMonigle (1:11)

NFL Countdown.

Craig Carton (1:12)

What? Is that the ESPN one?

Chris McMonigle (1:13)

I think that is.

Craig Carton (1:14)

There's so many of them damn shows. Whatever the ESPN one is.

Chris McMonigle (1:17)

Yes, NFL Countdown.

Craig Carton (1:19)

With like 37 different people on it or something like that. Yeah. So I wonder if he'll be on it this week.

Willie Colon (1:25)

I'd say probably not.

Chris McMonigle (1:27)

My gut is probably not.

Craig Carton (1:28)

Not this week. Because if he goes on it and you're making fun of things, I think that's going to piss people off, right? You're not above the law, Billy.

Chris McMonigle (1:36)

I would think they'd give him at least a week to let this play out, but...

Craig Carton (1:39)

Well, I don't know what the next court date is, but like you said, six misdemeanors, no felonies.

Chris McMonigle (1:43)

Right.

Craig Carton (1:46)

What if the foot got like cut off? Does that change it from a misdemeanor to a felony?

Chris McMonigle (1:51)

Yes, it should.

Craig Carton (1:52)

Why, though? That's what I'm asking.

SPEAKER_6 (1:54)

So, he ran over the feet.

Chris McMonigle (1:56)

If you left the scene knowing you sliced someone's foot in half?

Craig Carton (2:00)

Yeah. Let's say you knew or didn't know. Let's say that you still left the scene of an accident. He's clearly aware that something happened, they got in an argument, he got out of his truck.

I'm just asking, like at what level does it go from misdemeanor to felony? Maybe there's a police officer or a federal prosecutor in town that can help me out with that.

Chris McMonigle (2:19)

But isn't there a level between theft and grand larceny or whatever?

SPEAKER_7 (2:24)

I think it's the value of the items, though.

SPEAKER_2 (2:27)

Yeah.

Chris McMonigle (2:28)

I think so. I think it is.

Craig Carton (2:29)

100% it is.

SPEAKER_2 (2:29)

I just don't know what that line is.

Craig Carton (2:31)

Wouldn't it be the same thing? Yeah.

Chris McMonigle (2:33)

It's not the same as stealing a Rolex.

Craig Carton (2:35)

Exactly. I think that's what that is.

Chris McMonigle (2:36)

Yes. Well, my point is, what's the line?

Is this a pen? And if so, what would be a Rolex in this situation?

Craig Carton (2:45)

So here's the question. If the foot got decapitated…

Chris McMonigle (2:49)

Well, I think decapitated means no head. I don't think a foot… I mean, the head toe?

Craig Carton (2:55)

No, I think you can decapitate anything, can't you?

Chris McMonigle (2:58)

No.

Craig Carton (2:58)

Just the head?

Chris McMonigle (2:59)

I believe it has to be a head, right?

Craig Carton (3:01)

Before we cheat, look it up, because I don't know either.

Chris McMonigle (3:03)

I don't think sever… I think decapitated is very specific. Decapitated is only the head. I don't know if it's only the head, but the head has to go.

Craig Carton (3:11)

So let's say I chopped off your finger. I just chopped off your finger to decapitate your finger.

Chris McMonigle (3:15)

You did not decapitate my finger, no.

Craig Carton (3:18)

Alright, so let's say the car severs, better word.

Chris McMonigle (3:21)

Better word.

Craig Carton (3:22)