**Chad Johnson** (0:00)
Unc can't hear us. Are we talking to the dog?
Hey, you wanna see my swing?
**Shannon Sharpe** (0:05)
Hey, Joe, we sent this out to you today, so you'll be getting it. Ocho, we on a budget. What's that? Let me see. Yours will go out next month.
**Joe Johnson** (0:15)
Who?
**Shannon Sharpe** (0:16)
I'ma give me a little shelf. You got three of them, Joe. Two of them, two.
**Joe Johnson** (0:20)
How many I got?
**Shannon Sharpe** (0:20)
None. And we balling out of control, man.
**Chad Johnson** (0:25)
Hey, what award is that, Unc?
**Shannon Sharpe** (0:26)
That's the Signal from last year, 2025 winner.
**Chad Johnson** (0:30)
Woo. Hey, we be winning stuff, boy.
**Shannon Sharpe** (0:35)
Hey, we be winning stuff. So, yours went out in the mail today, Joe. Yours will go out next month. Hey, I appreciate that, Unc.
Yours will go out next month, Ocho.
**Chad Johnson** (0:49)
Okay, okay, okay.
**Shannon Sharpe** (0:50)
Hey, you put them jerseys with it?
They came to Ash. So, I got to get a jersey to Ash. Ash will get them to you. Okay.
**Chad Johnson** (1:00)
What jerseys are you talking about?
**Shannon Sharpe** (1:01)
Beach high jerseys. The Beach high jerseys.
**Chad Johnson** (1:06)
Yeah, yeah, you, all right.
**Shannon Sharpe** (1:10)
Hold on, hold on. How this man gon chat? How this man gon get bad that I bought a jersey and I won't give him to him?
Yeah, what that sound like?
**Joe Johnson** (1:22)
Hey, hey, hey, huh?
**Chad Johnson** (1:25)
You see the swing?
**Shannon Sharpe** (1:26)
Oh, Lord. Oh, my God. This man determined to get on Shadow Band.
**Chad Johnson** (1:32)
I'm telling you, hey, no, we ain't gon get on Shadow Band because I'm not doing nothing bad. It's just a swing.
Hey, Joe, you gotta get one of these, Joe.
**Shannon Sharpe** (1:41)
How it work?
Huh? How it work?
**Chad Johnson** (1:45)
I mean, I gotta hang it. You want me to hang it on the door?
**Shannon Sharpe** (1:48)
Yes, I mean, you got somebody who wants, you want some people to get some product for you. Hey, we gotta see how it work. I don't.
**Chad Johnson** (1:54)
I mean, listen, we got, hey, pop you one of them Roast Bawks. You hear me?
**Shannon Sharpe** (2:00)
Yeah.
**Chad Johnson** (2:01)
Pop you one of them Roast Bawks.
**Shannon Sharpe** (2:01)
You be going through the Roast Bawks too quick, the Ocho.
**Chad Johnson** (2:05)
Huh?
**Shannon Sharpe** (2:05)
You be going out before the thing. You be going through all the, I say, God dang.
**Joe Johnson** (2:11)
I know, I know, my bad.
**Chad Johnson** (2:13)
Sometimes I take two at a time.
**Joe Johnson** (2:14)
Oh my God, Jesus.
**Shannon Sharpe** (2:15)
Hey, hey, hey, I told you, man. I told you, Unc, that man popping them things like they skittles. Oh my goodness, hey.
**Chad Johnson** (2:27)
Hey, Joe, see that thing, see it, Joe? And you just, you gotta hang, you hang, you gotta hang from the bottom, Joe.
**Shannon Sharpe** (2:38)
I did not approve this. Hey, hey, hey, when you pull that swing out, you finna put down a mean demonstration, ain't you, man?
**Chad Johnson** (2:52)
Hey, Joe, I tell you, Joe, when I hang this swing up, when I hang this swing up and I pop them two roast balls, Joe, boy, ain't nothing but hell happening here. You hear me?
**Shannon Sharpe** (3:01)
I mean, what's up, hey, when I was younger, now, if you'd have caught me when I was 25, yeah, man, hey, I could pee in a swinging boot from 25 feet away. I would have done like that. I just, I ain't got that kind of meat on me no more, guys.
Hey, hey, I could, hey, back then, if I had that what you had on, Joe, I could push out and just stand there. She come right back. Push out, stand there, she come right back. You can't do it no more.
**Chad Johnson** (3:41)
Hey, Unc, it ain't nothing wrong with trying to relive your old days, man. Ain't nothing wrong with trying to relive your old days.
**Shannon Sharpe** (3:46)
Ain't no sense in both of us getting hurt.
**Chad Johnson** (3:50)
I feel you.
Hey, but Joe, you still a young snapper, a young whippersnapper, Joe. Get you one of them swings, man. Hey, Joe, listen, next time you and your lady, y'all partake in a horizontal activity, put some salt and pepper on the bed.
**Shannon Sharpe** (4:06)
Man, what's that? Come on, Ocho. But listen to me, Joe, just listen to me. See, the problem, Ocho, I ain't freaky like you. Like, you a real damn freak, man.
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