Band-Aids, Skin Tags & Popcorn Brain Shenanigans

**Rizz** (0:00)
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**SPEAKER_2** (0:30)
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**Rizz** (0:56)
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**Moon** (1:04)
A-O!

**Rizz** (1:05)
A-O!

**Rizz** (1:07)
Uh-oh, things don't sound right. A-O. A-O.

**Scott** (1:10)
Okay, now it sounds right. You sound like Jonathan.

**Rizz** (1:14)
Why do peach things in here and don't put things back?

**Lern** (1:19)
There's more people that work here than you.

**Scott** (1:22)
Dang.

**Rizz** (1:24)
Are you kidding?

**Lern** (1:24)
Hi, I'm back.

**Rizz** (1:26)
Are you kidding me?

**Lern** (1:27)
I am. Calm down. What's wrong with your face?

**Scott** (1:32)
That is the perfect follow-up. Tell me what happened to you.

**Lern** (1:36)
Did I not look at you when I got in today? Was this here the whole time?

**Rizz** (1:39)
The band-aid under my eye? Why don't you just make something up? What happened?
Why am I rocking a band-aid under my right eye?

**Lern** (1:45)
You were shaving under your eyeball.

**Rizz** (1:47)
Okay.

**Lern** (1:48)
Your beard grew up there.

**Rizz** (1:50)
My beard grew up there? Okay. It's T. Munnelli. No? Yeah.

**Scott** (1:55)
I was going to say, he's bringing back the Nelly thing.

**Rizz** (1:58)
I think it's so tight.

**Rizz** (1:59)
Let's make up a story.

**Lern** (2:00)
Okay.

**Rizz** (2:00)
You have a sit under there.

**Lern** (2:02)
This is like an old bro starry patch. You didn't want to put the star on your face, so you put a little band-aid, a little baby band-aid.

**Scott** (2:07)
Is it that he let me pop? Good. He knows that I love that.

**Rizz** (2:10)
Maybe Rafe beat me yesterday?

**Lern** (2:12)
Oh, no.

**Rafe** (2:14)
I think about it often.

**Rizz** (2:16)
What else?

**Lern** (2:17)
Well, it wasn't on there yesterday. I watched the pod.

**Scott** (2:21)
Hey, this is proof, by the way.

**Rizz** (2:22)
Something happened to me.

**Lern** (2:23)
Amelia.

**Rizz** (2:24)
In between leaving the show here at 10 and this morning.

**Moon** (2:28)
You got in a fight with that cat that goes in your garage.

**Scott** (2:29)
No. Good call. Oh, yeah.

**Rizz** (2:31)
Good call, though.

**Moon** (2:32)
Thank you.

**Rizz** (2:33)
Good call. No, skin cancer.

**Lern** (2:35)
Melanoma.

**Scott** (2:37)
Oh, now don't you feel bad.

**Lern** (2:39)
Was it really melanoma?

**Rizz** (2:42)
I went to the dermatologist yesterday.

**Lern** (2:44)
And?

**Rizz** (2:45)
And with the with the hopes of just having a skin tag removed from my eye.

**Lern** (2:54)
Yeah.

**Rizz** (2:54)
Underneath my eye, which has been something I've had for quite a while. And I'm like, all right, it's enough. Enough of this.
My wife had already had a dermatological appointment scheduled. My wife. My wife. Let's let me hop on. Let me hop on that appointment with you, babe.

**Lern** (3:09)
Nice.

**Moon** (3:09)
Because, yes.

**Lern** (3:10)
I have a couple of goals.

**Rizz** (3:13)
So I went to the dermatologist and my wife had her body looked over. Everything's right.

**Moon** (3:18)
Good.

**Rizz** (3:19)
She had a little wart on her finger. She had to get frozen off.

**Lern** (3:22)
That was a frog.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:23)
No big deal. That was it.

**Lern** (3:25)
So hot.

**Rizz** (3:25)
And I said to the dermatologist, hey, why don't you take a look at removing these two little skin tags over here?

**Lern** (3:32)
Yeah.

**Rizz** (3:33)
So, and you've been to the dermatologist.

**Lern** (3:34)
Yeah, I had skin tags removed from my armpits.

**Scott** (3:36)
Right. No big deal, right? No big deal. They just squeeze it a little bit, and then it's gone.

**Rizz** (3:40)
They have that-

**Lern** (3:41)
They shave it off.