Bald Heads, Hockey Fights & Chris Kerber's Shiny Dome

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Chris Kerber (1:39)

Good morning, everybody. How are you?

Rizz (1:41)

And where are we this morning?

Chris Kerber (1:45)

I am in Ottawa, Ontario. We will, team will have a practice today and then we'll fly down to St. Paul after this.

Rizz (1:55)

Okay.

Chris Kerber (1:56)

And later on today.

Rizz (1:57)

Well, today, Chris, it's not only Wednesday, but today is Be Bald and Free Day. Be bald, it's Be Bald and Free.

Chris Kerber (2:07)

I am bald, I am free, I fit the bill.

Rizz (2:10)

Does your baldness equal freedom, Chris?

Chris Kerber (2:14)

Oh, listen, man, I could take a nap sitting in the car, doing nothing. I'll never get bed head. Like this is perfect.

Rafe (2:21)

Good point. Free from pomade. Do you ever get bed scalp?

Chris Kerber (2:26)

No, no, I don't have enough fat on my head at this point to where I get kind of like the marks there. That's good.

No, no, here's the thing. Like I, I'm kind of like the Chia pet, okay? I have hair potential. And so it looks like, and I could still grow probably a decent amount of hair. But on the top part or the front part, it would cover, if you let it grow out enough, I'd either have to do the horseshoe or it would look like a bit of a comb over. And years ago I said, I am never doing that. So I just went, I just went to the bone at that point.

Rizz (2:57)

And I would love to see the fryer tuck.

Chris Kerber (3:01)

I just don't listen. Okay, I could, I could, I could very easily do that. And then, and I don't, I don't know that I'd like it, but I could try it.

Rafe (3:10)

I'd like to see what the little island up top, that little, that little hair island that everybody hangs on to. It looks like a baby's hair when they're first born.

Chris Kerber (3:17)

Yeah, I make some, I make fun of some buddies of mine. I'm like, well, you could get into denial. Like you got Gilligan hanging out up there, you know, like just shaved the thing off.

Rizz (3:25)

So was it liberating just letting it all go? I mean, how long ago did you start going completely bald?

Chris Kerber (3:31)

Oh man, I, I, 10, 12, 12, 12, 13 years ago. I don't know. I don't remember, was it liberating? Yeah, it got to the point where I, you know, when you go into the barber shop and you realize, man, I'm paying more for this guy to spend a lot less time cutting my hair and then, you know, and then, but then you realize like, okay, it's really like, you're starting to see the thinness, you know, over there. And then, you know, so I just, at that point I said, well, I'm not doing the horseshoe thing. And, you know, and there was one moment where I decided to try to grow it back. I'm like, you know what? Like, there's enough on there. Like, let's do it. And I did. And the moment you had to start parting it again, you're like, nope, that ain't going to work. And right off it went again.

So I just wanted to make sure I wasn't foolish the first time and I proved it the second.

Rafe (4:20)

When you go into the barber and they stop putting the apron on you.

That's when you know. He's like, you can put that on. He's like, I don't think that's going to be necessary. He's just making noises. He's making clipper noises behind it. You're all done, buddy.