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Bald Bryan Forever (Carolla Classics)

Adam Carolla Show

September 27, 2026

#1 ACS #2385 (feat. Dennis Miller, Owen Benjamin, Gina Grad and Bryan Bishop) (2018) #2 ACS #2671 (feat. Adam Ray, Gina Grad and Bryan Bishop) (2019) #3 ACS #3425 (feat. Patrick Renna, Gina Grad and Bryan Bishop) (2022) #4 ACS #3485 (feat. Bryan Bishop) (2023) #5 ACS #3486 (feat.

Speakers Adam Carolla, Bryan Bishop, Dawson, Chris, Max Patta, Superfan Giovanni, Dennis Miller, Gina Grad, Adam Ray

TopicsComedy

Adam Carolla (0:00)

Best thing that's ever happened to you financially, go.

Bryan Bishop (0:02)

Easy, sold my car on Carvana, amazing offer.

Dawson (0:05)

Really?

SPEAKER_4 (0:06)

I hit 200 on a scratcher.

Chris (0:08)

Did the scratcher come to your house and hand you a check? No.

SPEAKER_6 (0:11)

How many scratchers did you hit to get that?

Bryan Bishop (0:13)

I hit a button on carvana.com once.

SPEAKER_7 (0:15)

Okay, that's fair.

Bryan Bishop (0:17)

It's like the lottery, except you always win.

SPEAKER_8 (0:20)

Not like the lottery at all, actually.

Chris (0:22)

Exactly, inexplicably good.

Adam Carolla (0:25)

Offer's worth bragging about.

Bryan Bishop (0:27)

Sell your car today on Carvana.

Chris (0:28)

Pick up Visma and apply.

Max Patta (0:31)

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Superfan Giovanni (1:41)

Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, Superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights and fan select clips from all 17 years of the Adam Carolla Show. If you'd like to listen to the ad-free archives of the Adam Carolla Show, the Adam and Dodd for True Show, as well as the newer podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Carolla's sub stack, adamcarolla.substack.com. Sign up, get access, listen ad-free. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics.adamcarolla.com.

All right, let's get to the clips. Very sad news in the world of the Corollaverse and all fans of the Adam Carolla Show and Loveline, and of course, the film vault. More importantly, for Bald Bryan's amazing wife, Christy Bishop, and his gift from the universe daughter, Tessa. It's gonna be the hardest possible thing for them right now. It's hard to even imagine what they must be going through. I know that all of the best wishes and prayers and kind things that people send to them help, they'd say that it's really important and it means everything to them. So please keep doing that. We're gonna continue on highlighting the legacy and career of Bryan Bishop and his history at the Adam Carolla Show. Coming up first today, we have Adam Carolla Show 2385

Dennis Miller, Owen Benjamin, Gina Grad and Bryan Bishop. This one's from 2018

SPEAKER_12 (2:52)

You ready to play the game, Dennis?

Dennis Miller (2:54)

I am ready, and I finished second. I have one last step to ascend to the heights. Isn't it?

SPEAKER_12 (3:42)

All right, the theme Dawson. Max Paddock, go get those books and just tell someone to look through those goddamn books.

Dennis Miller (3:49)

We have someone doing that.

Dawson (3:50)

It's driving me nuts now.

SPEAKER_12 (3:51)

I know it's just a picture and a book I wrote.

Dennis Miller (3:53)

Where is it? Where is it? I don't believe it exists.

I know.

SPEAKER_6 (3:58)

I've been searching Bush Gardens. Any Bush Garden stories? Any the word grandfather?

SPEAKER_12 (4:03)

Why not just get all the pictures and just look at the pictures?

Chris (4:06)

There's only a handful of pictures.

SPEAKER_6 (4:07)

Because they're scattered throughout the book, though.

SPEAKER_12 (4:11)

But don't we have them on a computer that just has pictures?

SPEAKER_6 (4:14)

I looked through all that and this is the closest one that we could find.

Dennis Miller (4:17)

Listen, everybody else participating in the movie game today, Carolla is takeable today because he's gathered by the inability of them to find the pictures. I am.

SPEAKER_6 (4:27)

I'm diminished.

SPEAKER_12 (4:28)

I'm severely diminished by this picture that's in one of my books that I clearly see in my head. Or maybe it's just amongst the pictures.

Just look in the pictures and see what happens.

Gina Grad (4:41)

On a side note, we are looking at a picture of Sonny and Natalia Carolla in 70s clothing.

SPEAKER_15 (4:46)

That is haunting.

SPEAKER_12 (4:47)

Is it?

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