BAES 156: The Girls Who "Service" Billionaires

**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
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Translating. Disney and Pixar's Hoppers is now available on Disney Plus.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:09)
You could say that again.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:10)
Critics are calling it Pixar's funniest movie ever and a wildly entertaining ride. Blizzard Potato is certified fresh and verified hot.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:19)
Now we party.

**Ben** (0:20)
Whoo! This is incredible! Wow, I am clear in the rest of the day.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:25)
Disney and Pixar's Hoppers is now available on Disney Plus.

**Ben** (0:30)
The way that these women market themself, it's not like what you think. It's not like a flyer in Las Vegas.

**Emil** (0:34)
No, they fully know their audience and it's like the most autistic evil men in the world.

**Ben** (0:39)
I'm a nerd, a hippie, a writer, an ex-programmer, a businesswoman. Hell yeah. I have social anxiety and a burning desire to connect.
24 hours or a turn of the earth, 17 grand.

**Emil** (0:51)
She calls a day a turn of the earth.

**SPEAKER_3** (0:53)
Oh, she's so, so terrific.

**Emil** (0:55)
My wife is so...

**Ben** (0:56)
She's got a point system. She says, this point system is my way of encouraging the kind of dates that excite me, trying something new, going somewhere beautiful.

**Emil** (1:05)
But the puppy one, it does seem like there's no restriction. It says two points per puppy. I'm getting...

**Ben** (1:10)
Can you imagine taking her to small claims court? Your honor, I got 200 puppies. You can clearly see on her website at two points per puppy. That's 400 points, which qualifies me for everything in the reward section.

**Emil** (1:22)
I'm basically entitled to seven five-day vacations at weekend pricing. Psycho. There are some things in here that truly make you want to throw a trash can through a store front window or something like dressing up as a mime to perform gnome and circus-themed shows where she would simultaneously engage viewers in long philosophical discussion.

**Ben** (1:41)
What do you do?

**SPEAKER_3** (1:41)
Like, hee hee hee, where? Determinism dictates that we're on rails, you see.

**Emil** (1:52)
When is she gonna do something sexy?

**Ben** (1:54)
Or they've got that remote control thing that stimulates her and she just goes, Oh, yeah, Determinism. Sorry, that's disgusting, guys. I'm sorry.
Oh, welcome back, everybody. We're both back in the studio.

**Emil** (2:32)
People thought I was dead, because you said I was dead.

**Ben** (2:33)
Everybody thought that Emil was dead, but he's not. Hey, this week, we got a great episode for you. We're talking about the world of high class.

**Emil** (2:43)
Higher than you're even thinking.

**Ben** (2:45)
Higher than you're thinking, escorts.

**Emil** (2:48)
You can't even come in, we won't sell you a ticket.

**Ben** (2:49)
Did you know that NC17 stood for that? I learned it this weekend.

**Emil** (2:53)
I just learned it.

**Ben** (2:54)
I watched an NC17 movie. What does that make me a pervert?

**Emil** (3:00)
What was it?

**Ben** (3:01)
It was called Crash. 1996 David Cronenberg. 1996 David Cronenberg.

**Emil** (3:06)
Not to be confused with the other Crash. No. And not to be confused with Dave Matthews band's Crash.

**Ben** (3:12)
Into me, baby, baby, come into you.

**Emil** (3:17)
We say this lovingly. We're a pro Dave Matthews band show.

**Ben** (3:20)
He's more than me, but I'm neutral to positive. They got some bangers.

**Emil** (3:24)
I love Dave Matthews and I'm going to stop apologizing for it.

**Ben** (3:26)
They're very talented musicians. But anyway, there was a Forbes article that came out all about these high class or yeah, up the 1% of the 1% of these escorts and we looked into it and we pulled the data.

**Emil** (3:44)
I will say it's more fascinating than it sounds. It's really like a reflection of kind of the broader world and its economic implications.

**Ben** (3:53)
It's just another thing that the rich are gatekeeping from the rest of us.

**Emil** (3:55)
Honestly, we're going to get into it all, but there's some, like some of the ways they talk about human companionship and stuff is alarming.

**Ben** (4:05)
Yeah. So we're going to look at a few of their websites and critique them in a sex positive way because they're fascinating. I mean, the way that these women market themselves, it's not like what you think. It's not like a flyer in Las Vegas that you find on the ground and you go, hey, that's $150.

**Emil** (4:24)
No, they fully know their audience and it's like the most autistic evil men in the world.

**Ben** (4:28)
And we don't know that they're evil. They're just lonely, man.

**Emil** (4:31)
It's going to be very...