Baby Donut Is Coming & The Serial Killer Deep Dive | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 284

Eli Cuevas (0:00)

Connor, when you used nicotine in the past, what have been your biggest frustrations?

SPEAKER_2 (0:06)

Turns out you can't get as much of a pump going when you got a sig in your mouth at the gym that I go to all the time.

Eli Cuevas (0:12)

Was your recovery time worse on nicotine?

SPEAKER_3 (0:14)

Oh, and how?

Eli Cuevas (0:16)

It narrows your blood vessels and restricts oxygen to your muscles.

Brandon Herrera (0:20)

It makes it hard to breathe, and your blood doesn't work.

Eli Cuevas (0:23)

Counteracts the pump.

SPEAKER_2 (0:25)

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Eli Cuevas (0:31)

You pop one of those bitches five minutes before your workout or your work day, and bam, you're gonna be on fire.

Brandon Herrera (0:37)

A lot of this shit is actually just good for you, like L-Theanine, Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12.

Eli Cuevas (0:41)

Also, they help quit your cravings, and they suppress your appetite. When do you recommend taking Ultra?

Cody Garrett (0:47)

I'm gonna do this before the gym.

SPEAKER_2 (0:49)

Before I'm pumping it. Crazy style.

Cody Garrett (0:51)

It's got nootropics.

SPEAKER_2 (0:53)

Nootropics.

Cody Garrett (0:54)

Nootropics.

Eli Cuevas (0:55)

What's your favorite flavor, Brandon?

SPEAKER_2 (0:56)

Mine's tropical.

Brandon Herrera (0:58)

I like cool mint.

Eli Cuevas (0:59)

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SPEAKER_2 (1:02)

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Brandon Herrera (1:06)

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SPEAKER_2 (1:11)

That's 15% off at takeultra.com when you use code Unsub.

Nick (1:14)

Is there a big push to start registering exercise bands yet?

Brandon Herrera (1:17)

Men and women are supposed to compliment each other.

Eli Cuevas (1:19)

That sex is brand new.

Nick (1:20)

Good news, Eli, the Muslims still have oil.

Eli Cuevas (1:22)

Mother f***er.

SPEAKER_3 (1:24)

Anybody got a Klonopin?

Nick (1:26)

Banna Nazi and Banna Communist should be equally as abhorrent.

Brandon Herrera (1:29)

And we're back around.

My fellow Americans, and also you filthy plops and pepperbacks, we're coming up on the end of this election cycle, which is frankly frightening. It's been a long journey. We started out going after Tony Gonzalez. We succeeded in that campaign. In a large part, thanks to all of you all, which I will forever be in your debt. But now with the election coming up on November 3rd, the one thing I did want to remind you all, in the state of Texas at least, the last day to register to vote is October 5th. Now I know a lot of you guys are probably in the military and might be stationed to places like Fort Bliss or Fort Sam Houston, Laughlin Air Force Base. If any of those things sounded familiar, you can still register to vote and potentially be in my district to be able to vote for me. Regardless, this cycle, I'm really going to need some help with getting good coworkers in DC so I'm not stuck with a bunch of miserable DC pricks. So if you wouldn't mind not only going out to vote, voting early, voting on election day, whenever it is that you can actually make it happen, this is the final stretch and this is how we get things across the finish line. And not only that, if you're not in my district and you can't vote for me, you can still help support us. We have an ongoing giveaway right now. Any donation of $5 is an entry. $10 is two entries, $100 is, it's incalculable. $100 is 20 entries. And that's a giveaway on something that's quiet, I would say. Something that is, we're keeping quite suppressed. Something I'm not allowed to say on this podcast. But the winner will also receive a ticket to the range day that we do every year. This year is gonna be in Vegas. It's gonna be a really good time. Hang out with some of your favorite creators, YouTubers, I mean, obviously all of the gang, and shoot some machine guns in the desert. I mean, what could be more American than that? All of that is possible when you go to brandonherreraforcongress.com and donate there. Again, $5 per entry. They've thrown a lot at us this cycle, specifically actually from this podcast, pulling shit out of context that we correctly said was going to be pulled out of context. But in reality, I know you guys are my secret weapon. I mean, you guys have been with me through thick and thin, and I cannot thank you enough. This chapter for me is coming to a close, and I cannot think of a better group of people to be with. So thank you all so much, and I'm very proud of this community.