**SPEAKER_1** (0:00)
You're not one of my students, are you?
**SPEAKER_2** (0:44)
I'm scared off the beach.
**Rast Nail** (0:49)
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the 709th episode of the GeekVerse Podcast. Too bad it could be 710, it would have been a better experience here. But I am, as usual, the clown that you are. I'm going to be the clown that you are, and I'm going to be the clown that you are. I'm going to be the clown that you are. I will be here, but I am, as usual, the Clown Prince of Podcast, Rast Nail. I'm joined by...
**Kirkland Patzer** (1:04)
I'm the Cookie Monster, Kirkland Patzer.
**Rast Nail** (1:07)
Taylor was here, we got into a big argument, and he is now left geeked We're. gonna bring in some of Taylor's family. We're gonna bring in Richard Mus. I love the new commentary track. You know anything about the show?
**SPEAKER_1** (1:19)
I'm a fan of the show.
**Rast Nail** (1:20)
I'm a fan of the show. I'm a fan of the show. I'm a fan of the show. I'm a fan of the show. I'm a fan of the show. I'm a fan of the show. I'm a fan of the show.
**Kirkland Patzer** (1:27)
Oh, man. You know, I feel like you wouldn't talk much.
**Rast Nail** (1:30)
No, but when it would be, it'd be magic, you know? That's true. Indiana Jones would be the first one we gotta do with them, right? There is Jones. Check out our, God.
**Kirkland Patzer** (1:42)
Dial of Destiny, terrible title.
**Rast Nail** (1:44)
But now, because the great circle, I'm getting confused.
**Kirkland Patzer** (1:47)
Is that the video game?
**Rast Nail** (1:48)
Yeah. Oh, okay.
**Kirkland Patzer** (1:49)
Still haven't touched it.
**Rast Nail** (1:51)
Oh, man, that's a magical game. You gotta get into that.
**Kirkland Patzer** (1:53)
One day, one day for sure. I'm hoping that someday it just jumps on the game pass equivalent like what PlayStation has.
Because I saw that Star Wars game jumped on their outlaws, which is like, I wasn't really super interested in it, but because it's free, it's like, okay, now I'll try it.
**Rast Nail** (2:08)
That's also not like an Xbox-owned game, though, right? Where Indie is? Because they bought Bethesda, right?
**Kirkland Patzer** (2:14)
It's on PlayStation.
**Rast Nail** (2:16)
Well, I know, but I mean, they're putting it over there so you can buy it, but it's not...
**Kirkland Patzer** (2:21)
You just don't think it'll go on the PlayStation catalog because it's an Xbox game. No, I don't think so.
**Rast Nail** (2:25)
I don't think it'll ever be like a free game. I mean, you can get some deals, but I don't know if it's gonna be a free game.
**Kirkland Patzer** (2:30)
So then it'll be a little while till I touch that one. I am interested, but it's just like, I'm so picky and choosy with what I buy these days. I want to get past that point where I like, you got a what, empty cup of something?
**Rast Nail** (2:42)
No, it's my pink lemonade from yesterday. I'll go once you're done talking.
**Kirkland Patzer** (2:45)
Oh, interesting.
Yeah, I mean, I feel like I've purchased games and then just not touched them forever. It's like, why am I doing this? I'm being a lot more nitpicky with my video game purchases.
**Rast Nail** (2:59)
Yeah, that's me. That's why I was questioning StarFog, especially too because next week, supposedly the 24th is when Taylor will join us at some point.
He said 8 was almost perfect because usually that's why we start 8, because we got kids, we put them in bed. But he's like, oh yeah, they'll for sure be in bed. They'll all be good.
**Kirkland Patzer** (3:16)
Guaranteed.
**Rast Nail** (3:17)
Yeah, guaranteed. He said he promised his shares. And then he's at 749, he messaged us, oh, we're having bedroom, or not bedroom problems.
**Kirkland Patzer** (3:25)
Bedroom problems.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:27)
That's a whole other cast.
**Kirkland Patzer** (3:30)
Guys, we're having bedroom problems.
**Rast Nail** (3:31)
Can you just get up and fuck me before you go, please? Just a quickie.
It's been six months.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:41)
Put on the Keir Knightley costume, babe.
**Kirkland Patzer** (3:44)
Put on the underworld outfit.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:46)
You're not one of my students, are you?
**Rast Nail** (3:50)
That's mad at someone, Taylor. Can't get it hard. You're not one of my students, are you?
**SPEAKER_1** (3:55)
I feel like that has a whole other connotation to it.
**Rast Nail** (3:58)
You could be like an art student.
I guess so. I mean, they have classes for adults, right? Yeah.
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