Author, Author | Snore Trek Voyager S7 E20 artwork

Author, Author | Snore Trek Voyager S7 E20

Sleep With Me

June 14, 2026

Victory won’t be hollow but it might be holo tonight as the Starship Vortex, er, Voyager takes you off to dreamland while I try figure out the market for replicated apples. This episode is a sleepy recap of Star Trek: Voyager S7 E20 (”Author, Author”). The show really needs your help right now.
Speakers: Scooter Magruder
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Thanks, everybody. Friends Beyond The Binary, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the podcaster who's here to take you on a, we're going on a sleepy trek, er, which trek never sounds like trek like a walk. Er, more of a meander, but we'll be talking about an episode of Star Trek. And er, it should be like, oh, a voyage. I guess we could say we're going on a voyage. We'll be voyagers together tonight off to Dreamland. Whether you're a voyager fan or you're a fan of voyages, er, or you're just looking for a distraction, welcome to Sleep With Me, by the way. If you're new, you're coming back for a visit or you've been here all along or anywhere in between, I'm really glad you're here. I'm here to kind of try to do my best to keep you company, take your mind off of stuff, see if I could help you fall asleep, and strive to bring you sleepy joy and delight in the deep dark night, and just to try to help you out, so you could get some comfort or some ease, or you could drift off into dreamland. Now, the show's a bit different. It's normally a little bit silly. I guess it's kind of silly. I like saying Voyager, er, or there's a, I don't know where, I think it was maybe in the Canada Pavilion and Epcot Center, there was a band with the French Voyages, er, however you say it. I think it's pretty close. I mean, at least for me, it's about as close as you'll get, a band with that in there. And then there's a fantastic voyage, er, but yeah, I'm here, er, like, we'll be on an hour long voyage together, er, with Full of Meanders. So yeah, the show, I guess that's one thing that's different. Many podcasts go on meanders, and a lot of times it's unintentional. And in this show, it's both in, it's intentionally unintentional and unintentionally intentional. That could be another broad, I think that would be a Bob Fosse-style number, the dancing to intentionally unintentional and unintentionally intentional. Could be a really good, I don't know, should we use that? I don't think we could close out before the intermission with that. But maybe we could, maybe because it's like, it's set for, yeah, because it's set forth the inevitable conclusion of Act 2, or Act 3, I guess if it's, is it really a 3 Act structure or a 2 Act structure? I mean, I'm in my 3rd or 4th Act, my, my, but you're like intentionally unintentional. It definitely has a ring to it. Unintentionally unintentional sounds better than unintentionally intentional. It has a nice, like, slo, slo, it's nice and slobic, uh, intentionally unintentional. How come, I mean, that's always a question I say, how come that sounds better than the other, the reverse? Uh, and how come no one gives compliments? Like, you're very slobical. I love how you say I'm a slo, slo, like a slo, slo, like, no, no, slobical. Well, that's not a word. Yeah, it is. It's in, you have wonderful syllab, you have wonderful, you're actually a word I'm speaking to you. I don't know if you knew that, intentionally unintentional. And you're wonderfully slob, slo, slo, slobic.

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