Atsuko Okatsuka

**Conan O'Brien** (0:02)
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**Sona Movsesian** (0:04)
Such a big deal.

**Conan O'Brien** (0:05)
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Have you got an ass?
Then Duluth Trading Company is for you. I'm just reading what they wrote, folks. For decades, Duluth has been making workwear for harder workers. You got an ass, Sona?

**Sona Movsesian** (0:49)
Yeah, I do.

**Conan O'Brien** (0:49)
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**Sona Movsesian** (1:13)
Oh, God!

**David Hopping** (1:14)
They went too far.

**Conan O'Brien** (1:15)
They went too far.

**Sona Movsesian** (1:16)
Yeah, and you read it. You read it all. Didn't even ask any questions.

**Conan O'Brien** (1:19)
I just blacked out and this came out of my mouth. So you do your glutes a favor. Shop at a Duluth trading store near you or at duluthtrading.com. Duluth Trading for folks who work their butts off.

**Atsuko Okatsuka** (1:35)
Hi, I'm Atsuko Okatsuka. And I feel honored and a little suspicious about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

**Conan O'Brien** (1:46)
Now, where does this suspicion come from?

**Atsuko Okatsuka** (1:48)
It's too good to be true.

**Conan O'Brien** (1:49)
It's really not when you get to know me. Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, joined as always by Sona Movsesian.

**Sona Movsesian** (2:18)
Hello.

**Conan O'Brien** (2:18)
And, wow.

**Sona Movsesian** (2:20)
Hello.

**Conan O'Brien** (2:21)
Hello.

**Matt Gourley** (2:21)
You sounded Australian.

**Sona Movsesian** (2:22)
Hello. Hello.

**Conan O'Brien** (2:25)
And Matt Gourley, and I'm happy, I've got a bubblegum cigarette. Yeah.

**Matt Gourley** (2:32)
And it puffs like candy puffs cigarette.

**Conan O'Brien** (2:35)
Yeah, it's got a little powdered sugar in it.
David Hopping, from my birthday, gave me a bunch of boxes of candy cigarettes, and yeah, it looks like smoke's coming out, because you blow a little powdered sugar. But sometimes I have them hanging out of my lip, they're just up in my office. He gave me a lot of them, I'll be honest with you.

**Sona Movsesian** (2:54)
Do you think you look cool?

**Conan O'Brien** (2:55)
I think I look super cool.

**Matt Gourley** (2:56)
I think you do kind of look cool.

**Conan O'Brien** (2:58)
Yeah. And you know, I'm always kind of fascinated with smoking.

**Matt Gourley** (3:01)
Yeah, me too.

**Conan O'Brien** (3:01)
Because it would be a great prop, it would be a great thing to have. Also, I like all the accoutrement to go with the cigarette.

**Matt Gourley** (3:08)
Yeah.

**Conan O'Brien** (3:08)
You know, the really cool lighters and maybe that little, you know, Art Deco cigarette case.

**Matt Gourley** (3:14)
The one that stops a bullet.

**Conan O'Brien** (3:15)
Yes, yes. I've watched too many movies. And I always think.

**Matt Gourley** (3:19)
I've never seen a movie.

**Conan O'Brien** (3:19)
I always think. Yeah. So I've been trying to gauge when I can start smoking. Now listen, let me go out of my way to say, people don't smoke. You shouldn't smoke. No one smoke. It's bad to smoke.

**Matt Gourley** (3:29)
But you want to time it with when.

**Conan O'Brien** (3:31)
I want to time it.

**Matt Gourley** (3:32)
I feel the same about heroin.

**David Hopping** (3:34)
Yeah.

**Sona Movsesian** (3:34)
What?

**Matt Gourley** (3:34)
I'm serious.

**David Hopping** (3:35)
Yeah.

**Conan O'Brien** (3:36)
Well, you know, people, these amazing experiences and you think, I don't know when I start to get, you know, to within a certain amount of time before my clock is going to run out.

**Sona Movsesian** (3:47)
Yeah.

**Conan O'Brien** (3:48)
Maybe I'd start smoking. And maybe I'd be a really cool looking old guy who's smoking and I have a really neat, like sort of gold Dunhill lighter from London. And I have this little case of cigarettes and I pop one, I got one going on the side of my lip and it's hanging off right there. And people are like, wow, he's really cool. And he's going to die very soon because he's old. But what do we think? Is that something that's viable? I mean, I don't think I'll do it, but.