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Armchair Anonymous: Nurses III

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

October 9, 2026

Dax and Monica talk to Armcherries! In today's episode, Armcherries tell us their craziest nurse stories.

Speakers Dax Shepard, Monica Padman, Andy, Chris, Kelly, Angel

TopicsComedyTV & Film

Dax Shepard (0:00)

Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dan Shepard, I'm joined by Lily Padman.

SPEAKER_2 (0:05)

Hi.

Dax Shepard (0:06)

This prompt delivers, it delivers on the level that Foreign Objects does and does Unauthorized Evacuation.

Monica Padman (0:13)

It's a good prompt.

SPEAKER_2 (0:14)

It's Nurse.

Dax Shepard (0:15)

It's Nurse 3, and I'm here to tell you there's gonna be Nurse 4 through 100 That is my commitment, we got it all.

Monica Padman (0:23)

What these heroes are going through.

Dax Shepard (0:25)

This would be our one story of our whole life, and these people have to figure out which of 150 stories do they want to tell us. I bet we'll have some folks back.

Monica Padman (0:35)

I hope, yeah.

Dax Shepard (0:37)

Okay, please enjoy and be in a place where you can run to the bathroom. Nurses part three.

We get support from Quince.

Monica Padman (0:47)

I have to say, I am so ready for fall. I want sweaters. I've been craving a true crisp morning where I actually need a jacket. I can't wait.

Dax Shepard (0:56)

I'm fully there. The second it dips below 70, I'm like, this is my season. Give me the layers. Give me the boots. Give me a reason to wear something other than a t-shirt. And honestly, that's why I love Quince, because fall is when your wardrobe actually has to show up. And everything at Quince is 50 to 80 percent less than similar brands. We're talking 100 percent Mongolian cashmere sweaters starting at $60. $60.

Monica Padman (1:19)

$60 for cashmere that you'd expect from a luxury brand without the luxury price tag. It's amazing. Gets me every time. It really shouldn't be real, but it is, because they go straight to the factories, they skip the middlemen, and they just hand you the savings. The stuff isn't trendy, it's the kind of pieces you grab over and over because they work every time.

Dax Shepard (1:37)

The 100 percent Mongolian cashmere sweaters for me are it. When I look at Steve McQueen, this man owned a couple of sweaters he wore all the time, and he looks iconic.

Monica Padman (1:46)

It's a uniform.

And Quince isn't just about the clothes. They have hotel quality bedding, cookware, bath essentials, awfully designed furniture. You can really go there and outfit your entire apartment or house. So if you're in need of any kind of fall refresh at home too, same quality, same attention to detail for every corner of your life.

Dax Shepard (2:05)

Find your next fall favorites at Quince. Download the Quince app for app exclusive offers or go to quince.com. Get free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK too. And when Quince asks where you heard about them, let them know it was Armchair Expert. It's the best way to support the show.

SPEAKER_2 (2:24)

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Dax Shepard (3:47)

Where are you other than in your closet?

Andy (3:49)

I am on Vancouver Island.

Dax Shepard (3:52)

Oh my goodness, is it heaven right now?

Andy (3:54)

It's gorgeous. And we have a pontoon boat. We keep it in the water until October, usually Thanksgiving, which is middle of October for us. And we use it to the max.

Dax Shepard (4:03)

And it's in salt water or in a lake?

Andy (4:06)

In a beautiful, beautiful lake.

Dax Shepard (4:08)

Oh, it's crystal clear.

Andy (4:09)

It's green blue. It's almost Caribbean colored. When you see the people wake surfing, the wave is gorgeous. In the pictures I take of my friends wake surfing, I'm always like, look at the color of the water.

SPEAKER_2 (4:21)

You're missing the color of the water. Yeah.

Dax Shepard (4:24)

I wish I could say the same for our lake Old Hickory in Nashville. It's quite murky, but we love it just the same.

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