Armchair Anonymous: Bad Teacher

Dax Shepard (0:00)

Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dan Rather, and I'm joined by Miniature Mouse.

Joey (0:05)

Hello.

Dax Shepard (0:06)

Today we have, one of your favorite things, but not the right version of it.

Abby (0:10)

Me too.

Dax Shepard (0:10)

You love teachers.

Monica Padman (0:11)

Oh, I do love teachers.

Chris (0:12)

But these are bad teachers. Oh, I don't like bad teachers.

Dax Shepard (0:16)

You like some bad teachers.

Chris (0:18)

It depends on what we're calling bad.

Dax Shepard (0:21)

Okay, well, this is bad teachers.

Monica Padman (0:23)

These guys are baddies.

Dax Shepard (0:24)

Yeah, they're baddies, they're no good. We gotta get them out of the school. Please enjoy bad teachers.

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Monica Padman (0:33)

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Dax Shepard (0:46)

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Monica Padman (0:57)

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Dax Shepard (1:07)

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Monica Padman (1:30)

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Dax Shepard (1:46)

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Monica Padman (1:57)

Quince just gets it.

Dax Shepard (1:58)

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Oh, what a great trick for me. Why? Because I knew we were going to talk to Joey. So I was like, oh, it's going to be a boy who's trying to play up Monica's love for friends. I quickly whipped up a whole scenario.

Joey (3:56)

It is based off of a different show, though.

Dax Shepard (3:58)

It is? It's a test.

Chris (4:00)

I'm about to fail on the test.

Monica Padman (4:01)

Is it from Blossom or the other one connected to Blossom?

Dax Shepard (4:08)

No.

Chris (4:08)

Damn.

Monica Padman (4:10)

Okay.

Joey (4:10)

What about an ocean, something with the ocean?

Dax Shepard (4:12)

You got Joe versus the volcano.

Monica Padman (4:14)