Ari Shaffir + Britney Furlan (Carolla Classics)

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All right, let's get to the clips. First we have Adam Carolla Show 2750 This one's from 2020 with Britney Furlan, Britney Furlan Lee at the time, along with Gina Grad and Bryan Bishop. Hope you guys enjoy.

**Adam Carolla** (0:52)
Good day, Gina Grad.

**Gina Grad** (0:53)
Good day to you.

**Adam Carolla** (0:54)
Handball Bryan.

**Gina Grad** (0:55)
Do you have half chub right now? I wanna know.

**Adam Carolla** (0:58)
All right, we're gonna talk about something we were talking about before, which is a few days back, bad neighbor experiences. I have a million of them. I hope you all do. I know Gina and Ball do too. I'm gonna think about a few of those. Also just talked to Andrew Yang. And even though he's out of the race, his message continues and we've locked in a day for next week.

**Gina Grad** (1:20)
That's great, cause we have not seen the last of him. I think he's just getting started.

**Adam Carolla** (1:25)
I agree, and I think the era of that style of politician is hopefully forthcoming. The day of the bril cream and the smart pantsuits and stuff like that. I've said it for 25 years on Loveline. Just bring me some policies, whatever works is gonna work. Get rid of all the politics out of the politics and let's just solve problems. Approach it like any engineer approaches any problem.
You can solve traffic. You can go to engineer guys and go, what's it gonna take to solve traffic? But then it goes to Gavin Newsom and he's not so interested.

**Gina Grad** (2:08)
No, we are the traffic.

**Adam Carolla** (2:09)
You talk to any guys out there where there's a problem, they'll tell you how to solve it, but they'll go, then they'll pause, they'll go, but the implications are, and I don't want to get in my constituency.
Bad optics and blah, blah, blah. So I just want to get to that world where you just solve the problem. And somebody goes, well, that's not fair to people driving Gardner trucks with four bald tires, and you go, I'm sorry, the computer said, we have to get you off the road. Whatever that thing is.

**Gina Grad** (2:36)
Yeah, and I mean this as a compliment to him, so I hope it comes across as one, but Andrew Yang seems to lack that PT Barnum quality, and I find that to be a huge relief.

**Adam Carolla** (2:47)
Yes, just the facts, ma'am.

**Alison Rosen** (2:48)
Well, it wouldn't be primaries, but it's a nice quality.

**Adam Carolla** (2:51)
Yes, it's sad that people, it's not, you know, it's like, you take some great band like the Jayhawks, it's not their fault they're not bigger, it's everyone else's fault, it's their fault. The people are like too fucking dumb, they want corndogs, you know, I mean, it's like you walk into an AMPM and they got these big signs, it's like you can get two items for $249 or three for $299, we got a churro stuffed corndog with, you know, cheddar cheese and baked at or whatever, and you just look at that sign and you go, who buys this?

**Alison Rosen** (3:26)
Like, who?

**Adam Carolla** (3:29)
There's an in and out burger across the street, we'll pay an extra $2 and get a double double, and it's like, evidently they're moving product. Macaroni and cheese. Macaroni and cheese, all right, so there's a lot of those people, unfortunately, Andrew Yang doesn't ring their bell, but hopefully, someday, soon, I hope we evolve that way, at least. We can't evolve toward the smoke and mirrors and the PT. Barnums of the world.

**Alison Rosen** (3:55)
Does the Yang thing happen soon on the show?

**Adam Carolla** (3:57)
Yes, that show will air on Wednesday. Oh, you've already spoken to him? I spoke to him, we have locked it in.

**Alison Rosen** (4:06)
I want you to nail him down on an endorsement. That'd be big news.

**Adam Carolla** (4:09)
Yeah, because I've already dropped out.

**Alison Rosen** (4:12)
No, nail him down on who he's endorsing.

**Adam Carolla** (4:13)
Oh, he's not there yet.