Ari & Joe Go On A Hike

Joe Rogan (0:04)

The Joe Rogan Experience.

SPEAKER_3 (0:06)

Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.

Ari Shaffir (0:14)

Mic? Oh, is it the freed up one? That's the first mic I ever had. I might have gotten it from you.

Maybe. Um, we're off.

Joe Rogan (0:23)

Are we recording? Ooh, exciting.

Ari Shaffir (0:26)

It's that simple.

Joe Rogan (0:29)

We're on a hike, ladies and gentlemen.

Ari Shaffir (0:31)

We're on a hike. You're wearing 45 pounds on you.

Joe Rogan (0:34)

Yeah. The pack's about five or six, and the weight plate's about 45

Ari Shaffir (0:41)

Yeah. Close to your face.

Joe Rogan (0:45)

Oh, sorry.

Ari Shaffir (0:47)

By the way, this is how much, this is what I walked around with. I'm sorry.

This is what I walked around with in Southeast Asia.

Joe Rogan (0:52)

Oh, yeah?

Ari Shaffir (0:53)

About this.

Joe Rogan (0:53)

This setup?

Ari Shaffir (0:54)

Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, the way it hooks onto your waist, and then over the shoulder and over the middle, too, over your chest.

Joe Rogan (1:01)

Oh, for a backpack. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Ari Shaffir (1:03)

Yeah, and about the same amount of weight, 45 pounds plus whatever else I have hanging on.

Joe Rogan (1:07)

Damn. So you just carried your life on your back.

Ari Shaffir (1:10)

Carried everything I had.

Joe Rogan (1:11)

Did you bring a laptop?

Ari Shaffir (1:12)

Fuck no.

You kidding me? It's like how people did, because they were like, had to upload pictures and shit. The two weekers did that.

Joe Rogan (1:19)

Right.

Ari Shaffir (1:20)

But almost anyone who was gone for more than a month was like.

Joe Rogan (1:24)

You could just go to an internet cafe, right?

Ari Shaffir (1:26)

Yeah, if you have to. If you have to, yeah.

Joe Rogan (1:28)

And you would just log in your Gmail?

Ari Shaffir (1:30)

Yeah, exactly.

Joe Rogan (1:31)

And then you had to deal with that notification thing, right?

Ari Shaffir (1:35)

Yeah, a couple of times. Even though I started that Gmail, the new Gmail, just for the fucking travel.

Joe Rogan (1:40)

They still fucked you.

Ari Shaffir (1:41)

It was still like, well, this looks suspicious. And I'm like, yeah, it looks suspicious. It should, I'm in fucking nowhere. I'm in Indonesia, absolutely. But then they're like, can we?

There's no other way, there's no like, what's your father's, what's your mom's maiden name? God, this is gorgeous.

Joe Rogan (1:53)

Pretty, right?

Ari Shaffir (2:00)

Dude, your kids are so fucking big now.

Joe Rogan (2:02)

I know, it's weird, right? They're little humans.

Ari Shaffir (2:06)

Yeah, I couldn't believe it when I saw them. I was just like, no way.

Joe Rogan (2:10)

What did you see the oldest?

Yeah. Grown ass woman. It's very strange, dude, in one day we're gonna be old men. I mean, we're kinda old men right now to kids. But one day we're gonna be old men.

Ari Shaffir (2:22)

Yeah, I'm getting greys already.

Joe Rogan (2:23)

Dude, nobody rides for free.

Ari Shaffir (2:26)

Yeah, what is it, ass cash or grass?

Joe Rogan (2:28)

Yeah.

Ari Shaffir (2:30)

Everybody pays.

Joe Rogan (2:31)

Yeah, it's crazy, isn't it? I mean, just, and everybody think, you know, it's the sort of the same feeling that I have when I talk to people about asteroid impacts.

Ari Shaffir (2:40)

Yeah.

Joe Rogan (2:40)

Nobody wants to believe it's possible.

Ari Shaffir (2:43)

What, someone smashing into the?

Joe Rogan (2:44)

Yeah, a big rock from the sky. I've been obsessed with it for years.

Ari Shaffir (2:48)

We saw one.

Joe Rogan (2:49)

You saw an asteroid?

Ari Shaffir (2:50)

In Joshua Tree.

Joe Rogan (2:51)

Oh Jesus.

Ari Shaffir (2:51)

Dude, it lit up, it burned for like 15 seconds in the air.

Joe Rogan (2:55)

Those are so terrifying.

Ari Shaffir (2:56)

It was so cool. It was red, and we were just like, that's not a...

We were on mushrooms, but everyone had the same look.

Joe Rogan (3:04)

That's a, I mean, it's a rock.

Ari Shaffir (3:06)

Yeah, and it just had burned off, burned off, burned off until it just went out. But it lasted for a while.

We were looking for, what's it called? Shooting stars and stuff. The stars out there are so great.

Joe Rogan (3:18)

Oh yeah, man.

Ari Shaffir (3:19)

Probably out here too, huh?

Joe Rogan (3:20)

Nah, we got some light pollution. We got a little light pollution, but it's not bad. It's definitely better than the city, but you really want to go out there, like in Hawaii.