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Ants, Applebee's & The Odyssey of the Weekend

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

July 27, 2026

Some weekends are relaxing. This was... not one of those weekends.
Speakers: Rizz, Rafe, Lern, Scott
**Rizz** (0:00)
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Yeah! All right, it's Monday. It is July the 27th. That's right, the 27th. And we are coming at you. Coming at you from the Kreeve Corps Studios on Olive Boulevard.
Everybody's looking fly and fresh, huh?

**Lern** (2:47)
So fly, so fresh.

**Rizz** (2:49)
All right, enough of that.

**Rafe** (2:49)
Stop. What happened to you this weekend?

**Rizz** (2:52)
It was an interesting weekend. I saw The Odyssey. I know you've been waiting for my review.

**Lern** (2:58)
Are you going to jump into it now or you want to wait till crap on? Because I have news about The Odyssey.

**Rizz** (3:01)
I'm sure it killed because it was a packed theater.

**Lern** (3:04)
Yeah.

**Rizz** (3:05)
Packed.

**Lern** (3:05)
Yeah, it's through August, like sold out.

**Lern** (3:07)
Where were your sheets?

**Rizz** (3:09)
Last row.

**Rafe** (3:10)
I didn't go IMAX.

**Lern** (3:12)
Oh, that's right.

**Rizz** (3:14)
I mean, there's nothing available.

**Lern** (3:15)
Oh, what about? I know. Believe me, I know. I'd have seen it by now. I have tried.

**Rizz** (3:19)
Nothing available. And I'm not driving to Edwardsville.

**Lern** (3:22)
Oh, yeah. I was actually saying, I was trying to figure out if I had the time to drive to Indianapolis to see the 70...

**Rizz** (3:28)
Oh, who, promo guy Lewis said he did that. Really?

**Lern** (3:31)
To see the 70 millimeter?

**Rizz** (3:32)
Yeah. I'm like, well, you're an idiot.

**Lern** (3:34)
What? No, listen.

**Lern** (3:35)
Cinephiles.

**Lern** (3:35)
You have the opportunity.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:37)
Don't you want to see it?

**Lern** (3:38)
Don't you want to see how the boss intended it to be seen?

**Rafe** (3:40)
He's a pedophile. He loves the movies.

**Rizz** (3:43)
Oh, it's Cinephile.

**SPEAKER_2** (3:45)
Oh.

**Lern** (3:46)
This whole time.

**Rafe** (3:48)
Well, I, dude, I owe Roger Ebert a big, a lot of apologies.

**Rizz** (3:52)
It's my face, Red.

**Rafe** (3:54)
I've been saying he's my favorite pedophile for years.

**Rizz** (3:56)
So, this Christopher Nolan fella shot a movie that you can only see in 24 theaters with the way he intended.

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