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Anthropic AI Releasing New Model for IPO - Dario Willing to End Humanity for $2 TRILLION

Eli the Computer Guy

September 23, 2026

Anthropic AI Releasing New Model for IPO - Dario Willing to End Humanity for $2 TRILLION

Speakers Eli the Computer Guy

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Eli the Computer Guy (0:00)

And now we get to proof that Dario is in fact pure evil. If he is not the anti-Christ, he's gotta be something close at this point in time. Right, this is what I don't understand. We talk about artificial intelligence, or we talk about the AI stat. Right, there's all of these do-mers out there. And the weird part is, is the do-mers are the ones actually creating the product.

We don't have Sam Altman and Dario talking about the utopia that AI is going to create. And then you just have little do-mers in their basement screaming in the camera about how this shit's gonna destroy the world. Right, no, weirdly enough, what I don't understand is the guy in the basement is the one actually screaming and going, yeah, you know, our artificial, there's actually some real value there. I'm not sure it's as valuable as NoSQL. I'm not sure it's as pivotal as a schema-less database. But you know, there's some real value. I think the world could be better with this artificial intelligence. That is what I'm saying. But then you have the thought leaders, then you have the founders of the frontier labs themselves, literally coming out and talking about how AI is an existential threat to humanity, right? Our product might eliminate humanity. Now again, as I've talked about many times before, when we deal with technology, you always think about technology, that technology in general, to be clear, in general, improves things on the aggregate. And what I mean by the aggregate is, right, basically, let's say you have 200 people in poverty and 100 people are middle class, right? What happens on the aggregate is that 200 people end up being in middle class and 100 people end up being in poverty, right? So you've doubled the size of the middle class, and so that's what the politicians say is great. The aggregate part is, is that it's just a number of people. So it might be that 50 of the people that had been in the middle class sink into poverty, you know, 150 people that had been in poverty go into the middle class. And so on aggregate, there are more people that are doing better off than before, but you still have 50 people that had the middle class status ripped the fuck away from them, and they ain't exactly amused, right? So you think about this in the global affairs world, if you look at this, again, like with the outsourcing of manufacturing from the United States to the rest of the world, is that on the aggregate for humanity, that has generally been a good thing. Clean water, food, shelter, infant mortality, so many of the basic stats have improved massively since the beginning of the century.

The issue is, again, on the aggregate, humanity is doing better.

If you had a nice factory job in Flint, Michigan, or something like that, you may be looking at the situation a wee bit different. Oh, I'm so fucking happy that an Indian guy now has access to clean water, but I'm drinking out of lead pipes now. That doesn't help me. Anyways, so on the interest, I think the whole aggregate. But what's curious, again, is we have these AI founders come out, and they are so doing. Again, they're literally talking about their technology being an existential threat. There is no aggregate there. There is no fucking aggregate. We all die. There is no aggregate, and we all dead. Right? And so they're like, this might wipe out, you know, right? We just heard this thing from the one anthropic engineer and the other anthropic person, right? Greater than a 10% chance that the AI literally wipes out humanity. We have Dario and Sam Altman and Elon Musk come out and say that AI is such a threat to humanity that they need to slow the progress of artificial intelligence, right? This isn't me. This is these fuckers. These is these fuckers. And this is what I don't understand. And this is where I say, either they know they're lying, even every fucking day, they know they're the most dishonest, horrible people on the fucking planet, or they believe the garbage that they're saying. At the exact same time, they keep pushing the fucking ball forward, and they don't give a fuck. Either Dario is a fucking liar that needs to go in front of a grand jury for fraud, or he actually believes this technology can wipe out humanity. He's continuing to push his technology forward, and therefore we should impanel a grand jury because he's literally trying to deploy a technology that might wipe out humanity. One way or the other, Dario needs to be in court right now fucking explaining himself because this is just bat crap and crazy, right? Coming from Reuters, Anthropic considers releasing new AI model ahead of IPO. So we hear from Dario that this shit is so dangerous they have to slow down. We hear from Dario's employees this technology might wipe out humanity, and what does he do? He drops a new model. And why does he drop a new model? So well, what you have to understand is this... No, fuck you. The reason he's dropping a new model is because OpenAI just dropped their Astra model, and apparently the Astra model is a wee bit better than what the fuck model Anthropic currently has. And therefore, if they're going to IPO for $2 trillion, they have to prove that when they IPO, their particular model is just a wee bit better than OpenAI's model, and so that's why they're dropping the model. They are not dropping the model because they figured out alignment. They're not dropping the model because they figured out guardrails. They're not dropping the model because they got off whatever fucking drugs they've been doing for the past couple years and realized the idea that AI is gonna wipe out humanity is just fucking dumb on the face of it. No, this piece of shit literally still thinks AI could wipe out humanity and he's gonna drop another fucking model simply because the other guy dropped a model and he has to get his two trillion dollars. He needs to guzzle down the blood money. Well, you have to understand for these AI employees, these AI companies, all they care about is the blood money. They don't care if they destroy fucking humanity. These psychotic pieces of shit, even if they're wrong, which I do believe they're wrong, they believe in, they go to work every day, believe in their technology, has not just a non-zero chance, a greater than 10% chance of wiping out humanity in a decade. And yet they keep showing up to work because the most fucking important thing to these cynical shitheads is to make sure that they're equity vests. Great. Great. You're gonna be the richest motherfuckers in the land of Max and Max. I hope that goes well for you. I hope that goes well. I can't, like, what is wrong with these people? I really want to understand this. I want to understand how you can be so deranged, how you can be so fundamentally perverted in anything that a normal person would consider being human, that you would go to work every day to continually build a product that can wipe out fucking humanity.

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