Anthropic AI Founders Seek Voting Control After IPO - $2 Trillion for No Investor Control

Eli the Computer Guy (0:00)

So it appears that Anthropic Leadership does not trust anybody else to murder babies the way that the Anthropic Leadership knows how to murder babies. So they want to keep control of murdering other people's children. Yay, welcome to 2026 Can you imagine how bad 2027 is gonna be? So anyways, Anthropic is now going through the whole IPO-ing process. It does look like their IPO has been pushed back to November. Not a lot to be considered there, just probably paperwork and the rest of it. So they're thinking about September, October, November. It's getting pushed back probably to November. Just crap happens. It's not getting pushed back a year or something like that, just by a little bit of time. So anyways, one of the things that's getting released now is the IPO prospectus. So Anthropic is going out and trying to essentially sell their company to investors. So remember, investors buy equity in companies like Anthropic. When there's an IPO, the investors go out and buy equity. And so Anthropic is going out and is trying to convince people why they should buy equity in a company that seems quite content to murder the entire human population, which is just a hell of a thing. So anyways, I talked about this before, where the IPO prospectus, in the IPO prospectus itself, again, apparently, being reported in the prospectus itself, they say that Anthropic has the potential of wiping out humanity. That's not a joke, go Google it. And so the interesting thing now is they're talking about the leadership for Anthropic. So if you have a technology, right, if you are running a company that is building technology that has a relatively significant chance of murdering your own children, right, you want to be able to control that technology so that you can murder your children in the appropriate way, right? When you're thinking about killing your own little babies, right, is it better to do asphyxiation? Is it better to put them in a pillowcase and throw them in the middle of the lake? Is it better to run over them with your car? I mean, that's the thing, like, you're looking at a little baby, you're like, how should I do this? I mean, like putting them into a pillowcase and throwing them into the middle of the lake, I mean, that's good for like one or two. But come on now, this is Silicon Valley, this is big tech, you gotta be thinking about it at scale. What happens when you fill up your lake with pillowcases full of babies? That's gonna be difficult. So anyways, basically what we have going on right now is Anthropic Leadership wants to make sure that they control the tools that they believe are going to wipe out humanity.

I can't believe you're making jokes about putting babies in pillowcases and throwing them in the lake.

Really? Have you seen reality? Have you seen what these motherfuckers are actually talking? Do you actually grasp what the meaning of what these people are saying is?

I will remind you, with Anthropic employees, in the IPO perspective itself, one of the most vetted documents Anthropic will ever put out, Anthropic is stating, as a company, they are creating a technology that has a reasonable chance of wiping out humanity. And here's what I want you to understand. You know who's part of humanity? Your fucking children. Not just your children, the employees' children. How devoid of every ounce of humanity do you have to be to walk into work in the morning, to build a technology that has a reasonable chance of murdering your own children?

So no. No. I don't feel bad about my jokes. Because you know what my jokes are? They're jokes. You know what I laugh? Why I laugh? Because their prospectus is real. Anyways, coming from Reuters' exclusive Anthropic Leaders to Control AI Lab via Founder LLC to promote public good over market forces.

Yeah, autist in the back. I'm sorry, what do you think is a public good? Do you think murdering your own children is a public good? I mean, like, look, I know kids can be frustrating. I understand the terrible twos is not a wonderful period in your life. It doesn't mean it's a public good to murder your own children though.

But yeah, these abjectly devoid of humanity creatures believe that they should control this technology in order to promote the public good. Oh my, you know, the one thing I'll say about capitalism, you know, the one thing I'll say about capitalists? Yeah, they're not gonna want to wipe out humanity. I don't know a single investor who's like, hey, hey, you know how I can make more money off of my stock? Yeah, wiping out humanity.