Topics: Society & Culture, Health & Fitness
**Chris Williamson** (0:00)
What's happening, people? Welcome back to the show. My guest today is Ryan Long. He's a comedian, director, and a podcaster. What do Whiteclaw, Elon Musk, Andrew Cuomo's daughter's sexuality, Juule, OnlyFans, Dan Bilzarian, John McAfee, Winston from Mumford & Sons, Oli London, and a kinky Thanksgiving parade have in common? Absolutely nothing. And that's exactly what we talk about today. You will definitely have seen some of Ryan's sketches on the internet, the woman cat calling men, the Hollywood movie producers planning their new film that just came out last week. He's crushing it everywhere, YouTube and podcasting. And it's just nice to have a conversation where we don't have an agenda. We're just chatting about mad stuff that's happened recently. You're really going to enjoy this one. Also, I am still away in Ibiza, which means there is no Saturday episode this week. I know, very sad. However, I'll be back and three episodes, Monday, Thursday and Saturday will resume next week. Normal service will be back as soon as I return, tanned and probably a little bit bloated from having too much bread and tapas. In other news, this episode is brought to you by brand new sponsor, Boohoo Man. I've been shopping on Boohoo Man for years and I finally harassed them into partnering up with the show, which is fantastic news for my wardrobe. But it's also fantastic news for yours because they've given an insane discount on everything site wide. If you're a guy that needs to update your wardrobe, the first place that you should go is Boohoo Man. They have without a doubt the biggest selection of clothes, everything like socks, underpants, jeans, t-shirts, tops, shirts. They even have a tailoring department. They've got shoes, trainers, smart stuff, casual stuff, loungewear, active wear, like anything that you need is available on Boohoo Man and you can get 40% off everything. Considering it's already super cheap, you can get an extra 40% off everything site-wide with the code MW40. All you need to do is go to bit.ly slash manwisdom, that's B-I-T dot L-Y slash manwisdom and the code MW40 at checkout will get you 40% off everything site-wide. Sorry, girls, I know that you would love a super secret boohoo.com discount, but I think it's already like 70% off or something. So just, you know, guys need a little bit more help. I think we need, we're slightly more useless at dressing ourselves. So if you are a man or if you have a man in your life that you need to upgrade their wardrobe, bit.ly slash manwisdom and MW40 plus fulfillment, boohoo fulfill in the UK and in the US. So no matter which side of the Atlantic you are listening to this, you can get this deal and shipping is like $1.99 or one pound 99 or something. bit.ly slash manwisdom and MW40. In other other news, this episode is brought to you by Pure Sport CBD. The world's first nootropic infused CBD oils are here and they've just restocked their Unwind, which is my favorite blend that they make. It's a natural sleep remedy including CBD, valerian root, chamomile, lavender, and vitamin B complex. It's an all-natural blend and it will help you to get to sleep on a night time. You'll wake up less throughout the night and be more rested and revitalized in the morning. Also, they've got over a thousand reviews on TrustPilot at an average of 4.8 stars and were featured on Sky News as one of the fastest growing CBD companies in the UK. They double batch test everything that they make with two third-party companies, so it is the highest quality CBD on the market. Plus, they're constantly upgrading and improving all of their recipes. You can get a 20% discount off all full-priced items by going to puresportcbd.com/modernwisdom and using the code MW20 at checkout to get 20% off. Plus, they have international shipping and get this wherever you are in the whole wide world. puresportcbd.com/modernwisdom and MW20. Go and upgrade your sleep game today. But now, it's time for the wise and wonderful Ryan Long.
Ryan Long, welcome to the show.
**Ryan Long** (4:39)
We're here. Yeah, yeah, I thought we were recording. I was trashing everybody in the industry. I was fucking, I was getting into it, dude.
**Chris Williamson** (4:46)
You're in full flow already. Yeah, you're right. Trending headline right now, big headline. Andrew Cuomo's daughter has come out as demisexual. Did you see this?
**Ryan Long** (4:55)
Yeah, she's hot too. Did you see her?
**Chris Williamson** (4:56)
Yeah, it's weird.
**Ryan Long** (4:58)
Yeah, yeah. Demisexual is like, that's the epitome of like, I want in the club. And you go, I don't know if I'm, you know, are you gay? And you go, demisexual is the funniest one.
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