Anjelah Johnson: A Joke About Her Faith
Netflix Is A Daily Joke
August 4, 2026
Anjelah Johnson jokes about her faith in her Netflix special, "Not Fancy".
Speakers Anjelah Johnson
Anjelah Johnson (0:03)
My husband is a Christian rapper, right? And I'm a Christian, and I'm a comedian, but I'm not a Christian comedian.
Let me explain. I don't have jokes that are like, So, Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John walk into a bar. Sinners!
It's not my style. And a lot of my comic friends, they always tell me, oh, you're so conservative, right? And then my Christian friends are like, oh, you're so edgy. But I just do me, you know what I mean? I can't be anybody else but me, right? Just do you and do you well. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'll tell you the truth. I love Jesus, okay? Yes, I do. But I will punch a hoe.
I mean, like, I don't want to. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't want to fight you. Like, if you're yelling at me, go ahead and yell at me. I don't even care. You want to say some curse words at me? Say some curse words. I don't even care. But if you are right here in my face, like, if our eyelashes... is braided together... I will cut you.
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