Topics: Comedy
**Andy Daly** (0:02)
Hi, my name is Andy Daly and I feel at peace about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
**Conan O'Brien** (0:10)
Well, I got news for you, you shouldn't be. Really? Because I'm going to rock your world today.
You're going to leave here a shell.
**Andy Daly** (0:15)
Yeah, I know, I already feel that.
**Conan O'Brien** (0:39)
Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend. Sona is not with us today, she's on an extended vacation.
I think it's gone on quite a long time, but she's in Hawaii. She's having a great time. Of course, not me, here holding down the fort while she gallivants and probably promotes her new book, which she'll be talking about soon here on the podcast. But I am sitting here with Matt Gourley, no vacation for you.
**Matt Gourley** (1:01)
Yeah, wait a minute.
**Conan O'Brien** (1:02)
You can't go on vacation.
**Matt Gourley** (1:03)
Why not?
**Conan O'Brien** (1:03)
Well, because you have a newborn. Yeah. Well, pretty newborn.
**Matt Gourley** (1:07)
Yeah.
**Conan O'Brien** (1:07)
Six months now?
**Matt Gourley** (1:07)
Almost six months. Oh, by the time this comes out, six months. Okay, yeah. And we will have already gone on vacation by the time this comes out.
**Conan O'Brien** (1:14)
Now where do you go? Sona went to Hawaii, where are you gonna go?
**Matt Gourley** (1:16)
We're going to Carpinteria, which-
**SPEAKER_4** (1:19)
Beautiful, Carpinteria, California.
**Conan O'Brien** (1:20)
I spent a lot of time up there, I love it.
**Matt Gourley** (1:22)
Beautiful place. It is gorgeous. Wonderful people, chill vibe.
**Conan O'Brien** (1:26)
David, you're never to go on- David Hopping is filling in for Sona. David, you were never to go on vacation. You know that it's in your contract.
**Andy Daly** (1:35)
I don't know why I didn't read the contract. Where would you go?
**Conan O'Brien** (1:37)
Well, you can't read, David, that's one of the reasons.
**Andy Daly** (1:40)
I knew I should have learned.
**Conan O'Brien** (1:41)
Yeah, it's still time. Yeah, and I've been all over the place, traveling a lot. The Mick Jagger interview, which was just such a bucket list thing for me, came out a couple of weeks ago. And I was so happy about that. And I went to London for that. Cause when one has a chance to interview Mick Jagger, you go to the mountain. You go to Mick Jagger. And so I went there and I was really envying one thing about London. What's that? I was walking around and I was noticing that people dress like adults and people are wearing jackets and it was starting to heat up a little bit. It wasn't too hot yet, but I've been to London in other times of the year where it's chilly, it's crisp air, people wearing pea coats, people are dressed like James Bond in a James Bond movie. The guys dress up, the women look great.
People are wearing clothing.
**Matt Gourley** (2:37)
We align on this.
**Conan O'Brien** (2:38)
I'm with you. And then I come back to LA and I'm gonna say it right now, I'm looking around the room, I'm looking at you first of all. You look like your mom just dressed you for summer camp.
I'm wearing a t-shirt.
**Matt Gourley** (2:49)
You look like you have a Han Solo jacket on.
**Conan O'Brien** (2:51)
Yeah, yeah, at least I have that. No, I'm trying to put on some kind of clothes because I don't want to just walk around.
I mean, here you could bump into, I don't care what station of life they're in, everybody is just wearing jeans and a t-shirt and big puffy sneakers. And then you ask them, you know what I mean?
**Matt Gourley** (3:14)
Did you wear your big puffy sneakers today? I don't want to bring them up here. They're too big first of all to even get up here.
**Conan O'Brien** (3:19)
And I just think, I don't want to spend my days like this. And so I'm starting to think that maybe I should just start wearing suits around.
**SPEAKER_4** (3:28)
But then it just looks ridiculous.
**Matt Gourley** (3:30)
It's too hot.
**SPEAKER_7** (3:31)
It's not just the heat, it's something else.
**Matt Gourley** (3:32)
No, I'm saying it just, but that, even if you want it to-
**Conan O'Brien** (3:35)
Forget the heat, forget the heat for a second, because yes, it's going to be hot for a couple of months in the summer. But most of the year, it's 72 degrees here. You can wear a light suit, can't you? Why aren't we doing that? Why aren't we dressing like adults? Whoa, take it easy. Why are we perpetual children? I feel like I act like a child because I'm dressed like a child. Wait a minute, in New York, I acted like a child as well. Okay, scratch that. But I do want to start wearing a pea coat, and I want to walk around, and I want to meet people for a gin cocktail.
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