**Ethan Klein** (0:04)
What's up, everybody, it's Ethan Klein, not Brad Berry. It's Monday.
Come on, get in the mood. Whoa.
**Zach** (0:16)
Yo.
**Ethan Klein** (0:18)
This is like Vape Nation days era. That's what's up. Welcome, everybody, to the H3 Show, coming at you live from Los Angeles, California. August 3rd. When did that happen? Time just flies right by, doesn't it, folks? 2026 Had a good weekend. How's everyone's weekend gone? Don't answer that yet, because before you do, I want to thank our sponsor, Monarch.
Give it up for Monarch. I am so tired. I'm so tired. And it is exactly.
Oh my God. I've been up so late every night playing fucking EverQuest. And Dan, I mean, you know, you're there with me. We have, we started our guild.
**Dan** (1:14)
We did. The guild is active.
I'm proud to report that I am a senior officer of the guild.
**Ethan Klein** (1:22)
Of course you are.
**Dan** (1:23)
Yeah, it's true.
**Ethan Klein** (1:25)
Thank you. It's you and Durg, you and Durg, who, by the way, we have a guild member, very active guild member. He's already level 50
**Dan** (1:33)
What's his name?
**Ethan Klein** (1:34)
Durg.
**Dan** (1:34)
That's incorrect.
**Ethan Klein** (1:36)
D-E-R-G-E.
**Dan** (1:37)
Doesn't start with a D.
**Ethan Klein** (1:38)
I mean V, V, Verge, sorry.
**Dan** (1:40)
It's a different letter.
**Ethan Klein** (1:41)
Yeah, it is. I told you, I'm not slept. Anyway, I want to give a shout out to Verge. This guy is fucking legendary. Not only did he hand us a Blowing Black Silk Stash plus four, but he helped me speed run and farm be fallen all day.
**Dan** (1:57)
That's very kind of him. Yes, I've been trying to pay it forward. I've been gifting many of the H3 fans that have joined the guild, various pieces of equipment and money.
**Ethan Klein** (2:08)
I'm going to start saving all the good stuff that I don't need, because I just merchant stuff these days, but I'll save it for the noobs. But guys, we made a guild. Now, come on, guys, it's family, family, family.
That's the name of the guild that I made. And people log on and they go, oh my God, is it actually Ethan? I go, dude, we're both just addicted to EverQuest. I'm not any different than you, but.
**Dan** (2:34)
We're all equal in the land of Norrath.
**Ethan Klein** (2:37)
I love England.
**Dan** (2:38)
We're all equal here, too, to be fair, but that's also true in.
**Ethan Klein** (2:40)
Less equal, less equal.
**AB** (2:41)
Well, you know.
**Ethan Klein** (2:43)
Less equal in this office than in Norrath. Yeah.
You say to your guild, that meat's frozen solid. The guild is alive.
**SPEAKER_5** (2:53)
Someone said.
**Ethan Klein** (2:56)
I don't know what this is. Oh, this is Verde. No, this.
Wait, what? This, no, not Verde. They're just confusing. I invited this guy Verde because I thought he was Verge.
I don't know who Verde is, but he seems like a good sport. But I officers him because I thought it was Verge. And then and then 10 minutes later, Verge was like, can I get an invite?
**Nate** (3:17)
And I was like, oh, I see him.
**Ethan Klein** (3:20)
Anyway, I don't want to. I don't want to get too deep into that request stuff, but we're on there. And by the way, not only on there, the guild is watching in game right now. They did a guild photo. They all got together at the East Commons Tunnel. Why are you laughing, Zach?
By the way, I barely even mentioned it. This is all word of mouth, and we probably already have one of the fattest guilds on the server.
**Dan** (3:45)
Look at this crew, dude.
**SPEAKER_7** (3:47)
A rag tag.
**Dan** (3:50)
I recognize some of those.
**Ethan Klein** (3:51)
Gobo, shout out. Gorbo. Some dude hit me up. Listen to this. Some dude hit me up last night.
He's like, I've tested every available four-letter word that still I can use, and I want you to pick for me. And he actually had a really good short list. I was surprised with the amount that were still available, but the one I chose for him, Cozy.
**Dan** (4:16)
Oh, that's a good name.
**Ethan Klein** (4:17)
T-O-Z-Y. But there are other really good ones that I'm...
**AB** (4:22)
I'd be surprised.
**Ethan Klein** (4:23)
Derp was one, I think, or Dang. I mean, Dang was one of them.
**AB** (4:27)
Dang. Dang.
**Love** (4:28)
I never said it on the show, but I got Fika, which I'm very happy about.
**Hila** (4:31)
That's really good.
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