Andrew Shulz: A Joke About Hormones

**Andrew Shulz** (0:30)
So, what are the female hormones? Estrogen and progesterone. You want to increase those levels inside the body. Those are the hormones that make women, women, right? Testosterone is what makes men, men. So, every morning I inject my wife, every evening I inject her, every morning I inject her, every evening I inject her. And I'm sure this is a coincidence, but the more woman juice I would inject in my wife...
Well, what do you think happened to her demeanor, if you could guess? You think she became real logical, or? Oh, my God, you're so good at parking all of a sudden. How did you get so good at parking? You think she went batshit fucking crazy? Option C, cunt. Thank God, I had some testosterone left over, so any time she got a little too wild, bang, I just hit her with the T. Not enough to box for Algeria in the Olympics. Just enough to calm her down.
Where the fuck were you last night? Oh, my God. I feel so rational. Do you want to hear a story with no unnecessary details? I was wrong.
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